So CO Fearless Leader, Reporting for Duty

I feel like I should do something while I am in charge.

Who's up for taking over the world?




Or, does anyone have any other ideas?

 

Taking over the world sounds like a plan.

 

im good to take it over. hall we start with small pacific islands with few citizens?

 

I've got a foothold situation on one of them already. We can start with the one I used to live on. They lost US funding several years ago, and should be ready for a new "benefactor" to step in.

 

$20 FTW!!!

 

It was even a Japanese base during WWII, so it's got lots of rusty guns and pre-made defense points. We'll just have to clean out all the mud and whatnot before using it. They also get 300" of rain a year, so we might want to pack some rain ponchos.

 

we are not going to be cleaning mud out. we are taking for a reason. all who oppose us get to clean the mud out.

 

We need more minions before we start with teh WORLD DOMINATION.

And cookies. I have about 15 dozen on my dining room table now...

 

thats why i proposed we start with small islands. plenty of small groups of people to take over. then assimilate them into a small army. with eah island our forces grow a little more. soon its snowballing into a huge force meant to take over the world.



and all paid on cookies.

 

You have cookies???

Can I vacation on your island???

 

But of course....

 

Fearless Leader, it takes me forever to get the SCFF page to load, so i rarely get here these days. If need of me arises, I suggest an alternate method of contact.

 

understood. I'll either leave messages with the mother unit, or wait for you to charge the cancer phone. er, cell phone.

 

Private messages are still an option, tis just this place that moves with the speed and stealth of large tortoises. I know not why. *shrugeth*

 

It takes time to load the AWESOME that is our forums.

 

zac can not even get this board to load on his computer. every other board loads right away, but not this one.

 

can we complain to anyone? will it do any good?

 

i keep forgetting to let the tech admin know. I will send someone a message about it.

 

Thank you, O wise Birr.

 

ok, do you use norton anti virus? it might be that, or it might have something to do with the banners being hosted off site.



speaking of banners, is everyone else getting red X today instead of seeing them?

 

Geez, I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur.

How the hell did Rachel get blue? Oh, wait, Zoom.

Never mind.


Proceed with the world domination. Just leave me a little country to lord over when you're done.

 

I've been seeing red x's for a while now...

We may be able to spare a small country for you. Or we could just put you in charge of cookie testing...

 

And ruin my girlish figure?

Or get poisoned?

Or both?

I think I can handle it.

 

We probably won't poison you. Probably.

 

Did we take over teh world yet?