Fecal Force/Blue Yoda Society: Ribbed for the Brown and the Blue.

Members:
SLR
Mortimer_Snerd
Apollo_Smile_Girl
Salty
Dark_Jedi_Kam
BaronFel88

*farts, scratches crotch*

 

You included me twice.

 

Sorry bout that. The gas must've gone to my head.

 

This thread brings me warm feelings. Wait, it is just gas.

Nothing is better than talking about Blue Yoda, pabst beer and poop.

Edit: Baron, you need to add ASG to the BB edition of the FF/BYS.

 

This thread has train wreck written all over it.

 

[Duff Man] Oh yeah [/Duff Man]

 

Some Klingons were still hanging around in my Delta Quadrant last night. Luckily, the Federation was able to chse them out.

 

I hope you were using toilet paper for once, instead of just using your fingers.

 

On May 13, 2002, tensions ran high within the Attack of the Clones Spoilers forum. The big movie was a mere 3 days away, and people took every opportunity they could to get information on any remaining spoilers that may present themselves in the final hours. Thus it was that people found themselves in a thread titled simply:

yoda a different color

Posted by an unknown by the name of ChewyCharmy.

THE PROPHECY ACCORDING TO THE CHARMY ONE

5/13/02 10:27pm
ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue?

THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply


5/13/02 11:38pm
you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in??


End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. chewycharmy


5/14/02 11:34am
ts amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed.

Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall.

That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy


5/14/02 11:58am
more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense.

I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days.

charmy


Life as it was... came to a halt. The world was shocked. Mountains crumbled, oceans over-flowed... and the prophet was permabanned.

Fortunately for us all, you can't take down the enlightened one so easily. He came back, but in the several new forms... so came the

BLUE SEA SCROLLS


5/14/02 12:28pm
As CAPTAINCOWMAN

Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force??


5/14/02 3:13pm
I have a feeling chewycharmy is no longer with us. He will never go this long with voicing his knowledge of the movie.

Guys- I am not chewycharmy dont worry

LIVE LONG BLUE YODA LIVE LONG


5/14/02 9:01pm
I am chewycharmy, my name has been offically banned from this sight, Why? I have no idea.

My beliefs on the yoda experience were true, i heard rumors, and i did some research. I would love to explain the ending of yodas journey into the swamp, however this post will probably be banned in 3 seconds.

To the people that seek the truth, yoda will follow the path i have lead him on, you will not be in shock when you see the truth behind the little green guy.

 

The Federation always has its vessels fully stocked in the case of an emergency.

 

The FF history isn't as detailed.

The FF began last spring when Darth_Smelly's co-worker sneezed at her desk and crapped all over herself. The hilarity of that story spawned many threads that were locked. This led to the creation of the FF: the official poop thread of the JCC. Our beginnings were very simple.

 

I thought it was originally a general sanctuary for sharing fecal stories (like Chief Craps His Pants). I never realized it was made after that particular incident.

 

Damn, that had to be embarrassing as hell for her.



We've had quite a rocky road in the past two years. Especially since we've been in three different fora.

 

Yeah, we are united as the dregs of the JCC, recipients of "Mod fairness", and the scapegoats for all problems.

 

This intruder thing is just plain stupid.

 

yes, yes it is.

 

Surprisingly enough, if not for a couple Mods, we never would've made it out of the AOTC forum. We've been stiffed our share of times but we've also been helped on numerous occasions. Most of the time we do a really good job of policing ourselves.

 

This bitching about intruders is pretty stupid too.

I call a stalemate.

 

Hey I just want to give a shout out to ASG. Since she's a member and everything and she's my girl. So Hey.

~PK~

 

Welcome PK

 

Thanks.

~PK~

 

*farts*

 

*gives fart-out to bburditt*

I gotta get a mod to update the roster.