Saga Fett's Drabbles ("The Hammer of the Force" added October 30)

LOL.

 

LOL Loved the sity-six candles drabble, Drabbo.

 

"It's pronounced M'Lard," the Jedi huffed. "I mean how long have we worked together?"


Hysterical!

 

These are hilarious. I especially love the Teebo, Yoda's answering machine, cherry 'desert', and Columbo ones.

 

Here's one for Halloween.


Title: The Hammer of the Force
Timeframe: pre-AotC (AU)
Focus: Obi-Wan, Anakin


Many levels below the world of politicians and Jedi, in structures so ancient, so calcified, they resembled caves more than buildings, the knight and his apprentice had finally recovered the stolen warhead.

"Are you sure you can disarm this, Anakin?" Obi-Wan asked, stroking his beard thoughtfully.

Anakin sat straddling the device. "Trust me. I know what I'm doing." He plunged both hands deep inside.

* * *

Billions of voices barely had time to cry out before they were silenced, but for millennia, more sensitive visitors to the debris of Coruscant would swear they heard a lone scream echoing through the Force: "Anakin!"

 

Reminds me of that season finale for Sledgehammer.

Happy Halloween!

Edit: I just took a second look at the title ...

 

Oh no!

 

These are great!!!

 

Excellent Drabbo! Perfect for today!!

 

OMG....

 

Yes, PC, that's where I got the idea. I haven't seen the Sledge Hammer! DVDs, but I remember seeing that episode ("The Spa Who Loved Me") again on VHS sometime in the mid-90s. I was surprised to notice that it'd been written by Robert Wuhl (Batman, Arli$$).

And thanks, LE, Roo, HL, and ZP.

 

Drabbo, you crack me up! Okay, half the time you're too clever for me, but the other half - when I get it- I almost wet my pants!