Meeeep! To Arms, to Arms! Eh, wait... It's just two of them. Pfft. Poor kids. They'll never know what hit 'em. (Hey GMT! Fancy meeting you here... your presence here reminded me that we used to have a thread with tips on how to learn portuguese, during a time we were trying to get DarthOmega to learn portuguese... Don't know if he managed to learn anything, he didn't seem very interested. http://www2.arts.gla.ac.uk/PortLang/godtup.html That's the site we referred him to; I don't know if it'll help any, seing as you already have so much stuff to learn from, but... Doens't hurt to add another possibility, right? ) Now about those suposed plans of invasion... Don't. Even. Think. It. I know people who know people who know your CR. Behave boys.