FFUK's explanations for being late

i got the Idea after reading about cobranaconda being "late" for school after GMTV showed the ep III teaser:


so, you're late for work/school ETC... what excuse do you use for being late?


Yoshee Edit: Edited at authors request.

 

My ship broke down, and I had to get this kid to win a Pod Race for me so I could get a replacement. It's okay though, because this kid was 'meant to help me'.

 

I know what Yosh usually says...

"Sorry I'm late, but I sort of was killed and mutilated by some crazy people with spoons and cattle prods..."

 

my dog ate my bus...

 

An interstellar force sealed my front door and it took me ages to open it.

 

i did once bunk off work in the 'i'm going whatever you say' kinda way to pick up my force fx darth saber. fed ex tried to deliver at half eight in the morning on a week day- who's left in the house by then? no-one thats who!
i spent most of my following morning on the phone to fed ex trying to find out the drivers route and phone number, they told me he'd be in town by my mates flat so i didn't go back to work after lunch, told i had to pick up my lightsaber and it was of vital importance!

 

my dog ate my bus...

PPOR

 

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Orn-free/Jedi%20council/dogeatingbus.bmp]

 

photo courtesy of my local paper

 

Orn, it was me, not halibut.

I "purposefuly" missed the bus.

 

I was thinking halibut was a little old to be catching a school bus!

Anyway your best just to honestly admit your late with the reason that you don't give a ****!

Works for me

 

"Orn, it was me, not halibut.

I "purposefuly" missed the bus."

whoops, sorry about that. i'll sort it out ASAP.


and halibut, i am sorry for denting your reputation

 

//looks up panel beaters in Yellow Pages

 

arh!

*arms himself*

I'm ready for you, halibut!

 

This should be amusing

 

I know what Yosh usually says...

"Sorry I'm late, but I sort of was killed and mutilated by some crazy people with spoons and cattle prods..."


Yes indeed.

 

This should be amusing

You'd think so, wouldn't you.

 

Sorry I'm late, I got up late.

 

I turned up half an hour late for my job and people asked me why I was early.

You see, i'm a terrible time keeper!



So fire me!

 

Do you have to explain why you're late?
Just walk in, say good morning and take your seat.

 

Yeah
You can be late if ya wanna
What are they gonna do about it?