Before - Legends Fic: When Jedi Meet Middle Earth (Humor) (O/Q/L/A)

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  1. Padawan_Travina Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2002
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    Title: When Jedi Meet Middle Earth

    By: PT and TrinityTheSheDevil

    Rating: PG- For Humor?

    Disclaimer: We do not own Star Wars or LOTR?If we did do you
    think we would be here..J

    Feedback: Of Course?.Ya know we need to get our fix in once in

    Archive: MC site, JC boards, My
    and Trinity?s site

    Notes: Ok this story was written by the two of us?and started
    when we
    were talking about a friends screen name and Trinity said something
    like, ? I imagine Estel welding a light saber fighting Orcs,?
    thus When Jedi meet? :)


    Aragorn and Legolas were slowly making their way through the forest,
    patrolling the boarders of Rivendell for any Orcs that maybe be
    hiding in the woods. Legolas had planned to come to Rivendell to
    relax, but that was not to be the case.

    Legolas sighed as he watched the advancing Orcs. Why, oh why, did
    this happen to him?! He never got in trouble before he met Aragorn.
    The human was a trouble magnet.

    He idly wondered while watching an advancing Orc if he should just
    string Aragorn up from a tree and let whatever enemies have at him.

    Aragorn watched the Orc came closer. Smiling to him self, he pulled
    out his new sword. He waited until the Orc got closer and then hit
    the button. With a snap-hiss the blue blade sprung from the tube.

    ?Come and get us now you evil foul smelling thing,? Aragorn

    Legolas raised an eyebrow as he watched his friend wave his fire-
    stick. Shooting an Orc in the back, his eyebrows raised even further
    when the fire-stick cut an offending Orc in half. Whatever sort of
    weapon his friend was using, he wondered if he could get one
    specially made.

    Maybe with nice Mirkwood runes caved into a brown hilt, and a nice
    green blade, he thought to himself.

    Aragorn watched as the Orc fell to the ground in two halves. He
    turned and saw Legolas looking at his blade and smiled in
    satisfaction. He could tell by the look in his friends eyes that he
    wanted one. Deciding to play with his friend some, Aragorn waved the
    blade around making sweeping strokes.

    ?Isn?t it pretty my elven friend,? Aragorn asked.

    Legolas absent-mindedly nodded while reaching a finger out to touch
    the blade. He quickly drew his hand back when his finger felt the
    searing heat.

    "OW!" Sticking the hurt finger in his mouth, he glared at the blade
    and pouted. "So, what do you call this sort of weapon, mellon nin?
    And what is this fire-stick? Some sort of evil from Sauron, sent to
    deceive you, and when you're asleep it turns itself on and cuts your
    head off?!" Legolas was all but yelling.

    Aragorn looked at his friend with a grin on his face. He could tell
    that his friend was scared as well as interested in this new weapon.
    But he knew he had better calm his friend down before every Orc in
    Rivendell came upon them.

    ?I know not where this came from. I awoke one morning to find
    lying were my sword used to be with a note that said, ?Please
    this safe until its owners comes and reclaims it.? I hit the
    and nearly killed my self, but thanks to my grace I managed to dodge
    the end. But lets just say one of Ada?s scrolls wasn?t as
    Aragorn said.

    Legolas nodded again, and reached out towards the weapon. After
    getting permission, he took the weird weapon into his hands. Pressing
    the button, he jumped at the blade turned on. Swinging it around a
    couple of times, he smiled. The weapon was very light, and 10 time
    more powerful than any sword or dagger he'd seen. Doing another
    turn, he laughed at the "schwing" sound, and winced as he almost took
    Aragorns head off.

    Handing it back to a now glaring Aragorn, Legolas decided to find out
    where exactly that weapon came from. Imagine an army of Elves with
    fire-blades. Orcs wouldn't stand a chance! That is.....of
    course.....if the elves didn't accid
  2. Padawan_Jess_Kenobi Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Nov 20, 2002
    star 4
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] That was HILARIOUS!! Can't... stop... laughing. The figure looked at the elf in confusion, and pulled back his hood.
    Legolas gasped in shock at the site before him. There stood a human
    whose beauty rivaled his own. Oh this can not do. No human shall look
    prettier then me. He must be evil and must be destroyed.
    *dies laughing* And then "I Am your father" thing... :D I never even suspected the ending!! [face_laugh] That was amazing! Please write more soon! :D
  3. obi_ew Jedi Master

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    Apr 14, 2002
    star 5
  4. Bant428 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jul 22, 2002
    star 4
    LOLz! Great story. Though i love Legolas, I realize he is androgynous looking...hee hee.

    Will someone please read and comment on my story? =-(
  5. PaddyJuan Jedi Master

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    Nov 15, 2002
    star 4
  6. Jedi_Suzuran Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 22, 2002
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    [face_laugh] I am your father, LOL!!!!

    Nice one, PT. :D
  7. PadawanAmellia Jedi Youngling

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    May 19, 2002
  8. Arldetta Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 19, 2002
    star 4
  9. Flashbacca Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 11, 2002
    star 4
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] **gasp, wheeze** [face_laugh]

    PT you are toooooo funny. I never knew you wrote comedy. Keep it up :D
  10. Agent_Jaid Jedi Master

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    Feb 21, 2003
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    Will.............. post............... later.............. when..................... can.................... breath............... to................. funny................... for...................... words..............
  11. Just_Jill Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 17, 2002
    star 3
    I have to admit to being a little hesitant to continue after the first couple of paragraphs, but... oh, that was funny. YOu sort of crammed everything from Star WArs into that except the "I have a bad feeling about this!" line...

    Excellently done. Let me know when the sequel happens.

    Just Jill
  12. Jedi_FuzzyWuzzy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 11, 2003
    star 1
    crammed everything from Star WArs into that except the "I have a bad feeling about this!" line...

    Bet she gets it into the sequel though.

    There IS going to be a sequel isn't there PT?

  13. Padawan_Travina Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 5, 2002
    star 4
    Yes there will be soon as I get over being sick and my partner in crime shows up we shall write..:)

  14. Agent_Jaid Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2003
    star 5


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