Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by Souderwan, Jul 28, 2007.
This is quite possibly the best BB thread that we've had thus far.
Ha! Nice try, girlie-man!
*drops to the ground, pulling Jay to the floor*
*mounts Jay and pins his shoulders with my knees*
I really don't want to mess up your pretty face. You gonna yield?
Stop with the mounting, Sailor-Boy!!
**reaches behind and grabs first piece of skin available, pulling HARD**
Hey!! No grabbing there!!
*presses down on Jay's shoulders*
You're asking for it!!
*holds Jay's chin in my hand, glares into his eyes*
Don't make me hurt you...
I know you adore looking into my eyes, lover-boy, but no dice!!
**takes eye-brightner from pocket and squirts into Souderloss' eye**
*jumps off and rubs eyes*
That's it, buddy! No more MR. Nice Guy!!
**goes in low and HARD for patriotic-nonsense-shorts, snapping elastic**
*grabs Jay about the head, forcing him even lower*
*squeezes tight about the throat*
**bites into teh sack**
MMHHNN??! OW MYOO RIKE RAT!!! MMM???
*flips Jay up and over my head and crashes down onto him*
Time to end this!
Always gotta be on top, haven't you?!?!
**puts man-grip on ribs**
Ready to yeild, Sailor-Boy?!!
Bit him where??
And now the next Mrs Souderloss will know, too.
*pets the boys*
That was not cool, Jay. But good fight, nonetheless. Sorry I had to *****-slap you, but I was hurtin'. How's the face?
It will survive such cotton wool stroking.
**holds out arms for hug**
Lets be having you, big guy.
Just don't grab the ass, k?
It'll be hard, but okay.
I'd rather nothing be hard about the hug, too, btw.
I wont be satisfied until you two kiss and make up.
We hugged! Can nothing please you, woman?
Does it help that we were both shirtless during the hug?