Fight! Fight! Fight!!

This is quite possibly the best BB thread that we've had thus far.

 

Ha! Nice try, girlie-man!

*drops to the ground, pulling Jay to the floor*

*mounts Jay and pins his shoulders with my knees*


I really don't want to mess up your pretty face. You gonna yield?

 

Hey!
Stop with the mounting, Sailor-Boy!!

**reaches behind and grabs first piece of skin available, pulling HARD**


NO YIELD!!!


-JR

 

Hey!! No grabbing there!!

*presses down on Jay's shoulders*

You're asking for it!!

*holds Jay's chin in my hand, glares into his eyes*

Don't make me hurt you...

 

I know you adore looking into my eyes, lover-boy, but no dice!!

**takes eye-brightner from pocket and squirts into Souderloss' eye**


-JR

 

Doh!!

*jumps off and rubs eyes*

That's it, buddy! No more MR. Nice Guy!!

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**goes in low and HARD for patriotic-nonsense-shorts, snapping elastic**


-JR

 

*grabs Jay about the head, forcing him even lower*

*squeezes tight about the throat*

 

**bites into teh sack**

MMHHNN??! OW MYOO RIKE RAT!!! MMM???


-JR

 

Owww!!!

*flips Jay up and over my head and crashes down onto him*

 

Time to end this!

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Always gotta be on top, haven't you?!?!

**puts man-grip on ribs**

Ready to yeild, Sailor-Boy?!!


-JR

 

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Next?

 

Bit him where??

 

He knows.
You know.

And now the next Mrs Souderloss will know, too.


-JR

 

*pets the boys*

That was not cool, Jay. But good fight, nonetheless. Sorry I had to *****-slap you, but I was hurtin'. How's the face?

 

It will survive such cotton wool stroking.

**holds out arms for hug**

Lets be having you, big guy.


-JR

 

Just don't grab the ass, k?

*hugs*

 

It'll be hard, but okay.

**restrains ****




-JR

 

I'd rather nothing be hard about the hug, too, btw.

 

I wont be satisfied until you two kiss and make up.

 

We hugged! Can nothing please you, woman?

 

Does it help that we were both shirtless during the hug?