FIGHT!!!!

Discussion in 'Philadelphia, PA' started by F16WarBird, Dec 4, 2004.

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  1. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    <kicks Herb in the nads>

    <smacks Tim upside his head>

    <elbows Julian in the gut>

    <pokes Kelly in the eye>


    Ha!

    Did I miss anyone?

    Come git sum!!!
  2. Padawan915 Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 2002
    star 6
    //kills Joe

    [image=http://students.washington.edu/mherzog/family%20guy%20joe.jpeg]

    BRING IT ON!
  3. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    <rises from the dead and saws Herb's leg off>

    <feeds Herb's leg to the friggin' sharks with laser beams attached to their heads>

  4. Padawan915 Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 2002
    star 6
    //puts a curse on Joe so that he'll never come back to life again, then saws his head off with a rusty chainsaw


    [face_love]
  5. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    <Bruce Campbell
    [image=http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/evildea2.jpg]
    breaks through the door and kicks Herb in the knee cap>

    <BC picks up Joe's severed head and uses Krazy Glue and bubble gum to reattach it>

    <"Bobble-head" Joe performs a suplex on Herb>

    <Bruce Campbell gets all the chicks, as usual>

    <starts beating Tim with Herb's high heels>
  6. neeldawg66 Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    <beats Joe over the head with a vacuum cleaner>

    <Turns on super vacuum cleaner and sucks off Herb's "Stylist" hair>

    <Re-attatches Herb's hair to Julians glue-like gel hair>
  7. Saberwielder315 Jedi Master

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    Oct 14, 2004
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    <Puts a car bomb in Joes PT crusier and watches the car explode as he opens his door.>

    <Tortures Tim while he whatches me destroy all his collection of Star Wars valuables.>

    <Ties Herb to a chair and shoves Sushi down his throat until he chokes to death.>

    <Since he's never met Kelly, he just puts one of those cloths over her faace and watches her pass out.>
  8. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    <Since he's never met Kelly, he just puts one of those cloths over her faace and watches her pass out.>

    OH! One of THOSE cloths.

    Kelly would kick all of our asses. Then she'd clone us, and kick our clone's asses.

    [face_laugh]

    Has it really come to this? Digging up one of my stupid drunken posts from 2 months ago? Yikes!

    *takes another swig of Southern*

    :p
  9. Padawan915 Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 2002
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    //shotguns a Yuengling, gets his steel toe boots on and proceeds to shove his foot up Julians butt


    You like that don't you? :p
  10. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Put one of those cloths over his face.

    How is it that violence, chaos, and drinking seem to follow us everywhere we go? *****!!
  11. neeldawg66 Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    How is it that violence, chaos, and drinking seem to follow us everywhere we go?

    Yeah, that sounds like Philly all right.
  12. Jedi_Samantha Jedi Master

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    Feb 15, 2002
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    CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?! lol
  13. neeldawg66 Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
    star 8
    <Throws emtpy keg at Sam>
  14. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "Why I oughta.."

    *Pants's Sam and slaps her on the top of her head Benny Hill style*

    *Pokes Herb in the eyes*

    *Slaps Tim & Julian up and down*

  15. MariahJade2 Former Fan Fiction Archive Editor

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    Forces all of you to read really bad fan fic. :p
  16. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    *Gives toy drums to Mariah's kids*

    [face_dancing]
  17. Saberwielder315 Jedi Master

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    Oct 14, 2004
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    Cloraphil. Thats it with the hole cloth thing.
  18. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    chlorophyl? You're gonna rub the green pigment from a plant on her? Kinky.

    [face_laugh]
  19. Saberwielder315 Jedi Master

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    Oct 14, 2004
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    I just dont know any more. Ya know in movies whehn the put the cloth over someones face to knock them out casue it has some potent stuff on it?
  20. DNAgirl Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 20, 2004
    No! No! Not the chlorophyll cloth! The photosynthesis alone will drive me crazy!


    I think you mean chloroform.


    <kicks all of your butts and then beats you all with my softball bat>
  21. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    CLONER!!!

    Kelly is Delvian. She bleeds chlorophyl. ;)
  22. Jedi_Samantha Jedi Master

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    Feb 15, 2002
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    Hey hey hey! No throwing <TOS VIOLATION WORD> at me!

    But the slapping... i'll allow. For now.
  23. neeldawg66 Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    But the slapping... i'll allow. For now.

    I had the feeling you liked the slapping.....in certain places. :p
  24. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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  25. Meriwyn Former RSA

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    OMG let's have a little love on Valentine's Day!
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