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Discussion in 'Philadelphia, PA' started by F16WarBird, Dec 4, 2004.

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  1. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    <kicks Herb in the nads>

    <smacks Tim upside his head>

    <elbows Julian in the gut>

    <pokes Kelly in the eye>


    Ha!

    Did I miss anyone?

    Come git sum!!!
     
  2. Padawan915

    Padawan915 Jedi Master star 6

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    //kills Joe

    [image=http://students.washington.edu/mherzog/family%20guy%20joe.jpeg]

    BRING IT ON!
     
  3. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    <rises from the dead and saws Herb's leg off>

    <feeds Herb's leg to the friggin' sharks with laser beams attached to their heads>

     
  4. Padawan915

    Padawan915 Jedi Master star 6

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    //puts a curse on Joe so that he'll never come back to life again, then saws his head off with a rusty chainsaw


    [face_love]
     
  5. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    <Bruce Campbell
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    breaks through the door and kicks Herb in the knee cap>

    <BC picks up Joe's severed head and uses Krazy Glue and bubble gum to reattach it>

    <"Bobble-head" Joe performs a suplex on Herb>

    <Bruce Campbell gets all the chicks, as usual>

    <starts beating Tim with Herb's high heels>
     
  6. neeldawg66

    neeldawg66 Jedi Master star 8

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    <beats Joe over the head with a vacuum cleaner>

    <Turns on super vacuum cleaner and sucks off Herb's "Stylist" hair>

    <Re-attatches Herb's hair to Julians glue-like gel hair>
     
  7. Saberwielder315

    Saberwielder315 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    <Puts a car bomb in Joes PT crusier and watches the car explode as he opens his door.>

    <Tortures Tim while he whatches me destroy all his collection of Star Wars valuables.>

    <Ties Herb to a chair and shoves Sushi down his throat until he chokes to death.>

    <Since he's never met Kelly, he just puts one of those cloths over her faace and watches her pass out.>
     
  8. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    <Since he's never met Kelly, he just puts one of those cloths over her faace and watches her pass out.>

    OH! One of THOSE cloths.

    Kelly would kick all of our asses. Then she'd clone us, and kick our clone's asses.

    [face_laugh]

    Has it really come to this? Digging up one of my stupid drunken posts from 2 months ago? Yikes!

    *takes another swig of Southern*

    :p
     
  9. Padawan915

    Padawan915 Jedi Master star 6

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    //shotguns a Yuengling, gets his steel toe boots on and proceeds to shove his foot up Julians butt


    You like that don't you? :p
     
  10. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Put one of those cloths over his face.

    How is it that violence, chaos, and drinking seem to follow us everywhere we go? *****!!
     
  11. neeldawg66

    neeldawg66 Jedi Master star 8

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    How is it that violence, chaos, and drinking seem to follow us everywhere we go?

    Yeah, that sounds like Philly all right.
     
  12. Jedi_Samantha

    Jedi_Samantha Jedi Padawan star 4

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    CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?! lol
     
  13. neeldawg66

    neeldawg66 Jedi Master star 8

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    <Throws emtpy keg at Sam>
     
  14. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    "Why I oughta.."

    *Pants's Sam and slaps her on the top of her head Benny Hill style*

    *Pokes Herb in the eyes*

    *Slaps Tim & Julian up and down*

     
  15. MariahJade2

    MariahJade2 Former Fan Fiction Archive Editor star 5 VIP

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    Forces all of you to read really bad fan fic. :p
     
  16. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    *Gives toy drums to Mariah's kids*

    [face_dancing]
     
  17. Saberwielder315

    Saberwielder315 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Cloraphil. Thats it with the hole cloth thing.
     
  18. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    chlorophyl? You're gonna rub the green pigment from a plant on her? Kinky.

    [face_laugh]
     
  19. Saberwielder315

    Saberwielder315 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I just dont know any more. Ya know in movies whehn the put the cloth over someones face to knock them out casue it has some potent stuff on it?
     
  20. DNAgirl

    DNAgirl Jedi Youngling

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    No! No! Not the chlorophyll cloth! The photosynthesis alone will drive me crazy!


    I think you mean chloroform.


    <kicks all of your butts and then beats you all with my softball bat>
     
  21. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    CLONER!!!

    Kelly is Delvian. She bleeds chlorophyl. ;)
     
  22. Jedi_Samantha

    Jedi_Samantha Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey hey hey! No throwing <TOS VIOLATION WORD> at me!

    But the slapping... i'll allow. For now.
     
  23. neeldawg66

    neeldawg66 Jedi Master star 8

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    But the slapping... i'll allow. For now.

    I had the feeling you liked the slapping.....in certain places. :p
     
  24. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Spanking. :D
     
  25. Meriwyn

    Meriwyn Former RSA star 4

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    OMG let's have a little love on Valentine's Day!
     
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