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[Financial Crisis] Pancakes & Waffles Financial Stimulus Package.

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by Everton, Feb 21, 2009.

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  1. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    In this thread we compile a Pancakes & Waffles based financial stimulus package incase Obama's package* doesn't work. I'll begin:

    [li]$100 billion to be spent on building new pancake construction plants. This will provide many new jobs.[/li]







    *lol, package.
     
  2. Rogue...Jedi

    Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A stipulation requiring that however much is spent on pancakes, twice as much must be spent on waffles.
     
  3. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    [ul][li]The elimination of chocolate coins and subsequent introduction of waffle currency[/li][/ul]
     
  4. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    [ul][li]Lower the Syrup Tax to put less of a burden on single-pancake families nationwide.[/li][/ul]
     
  5. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    *Funds will be set aside for the research and development of sustainable pancake and waffle resources.
    This will include continuing development of more eco-friendly small cooking appliances and recyclable
    packaging of said foodstuffs.
     
  6. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Lucasfilm Ltd Mod star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Any bill with 'pork' clauses will be sent back by the President for revision.

    Company executives will be banned from using stimulus money for foreign junkets to sample exotic pancakes.
     
  7. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    [ul]
    [li]Become less dependent on foreign waffles.[/li][/ul]
     
  8. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    Jul 18, 2003
    [li]$64 billion to be ploughed into the ground, so that when the ingredients for new pancakes and waffles are farmed they will be that little bit more special, thus ensuring higher sales.[/li]
     
  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    I do not believe in this communism.

    Let them eat cake!
     
  10. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    Jul 18, 2003
    Did they not have pancakes and waffles in France, then?
     
  11. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    They have been outlawed by the Vichy government.
     
  12. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Outlawing pancakes and waffles are against human rights.
     
  13. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Oct 25, 2002
    They wanted French toast.
    It is, of course, an outrage.


    -JR :)
     
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