[Financial Crisis] Pancakes & Waffles Financial Stimulus Package.

In this thread we compile a Pancakes & Waffles based financial stimulus package incase Obama's package* doesn't work. I'll begin:

$100 billion to be spent on building new pancake construction plants. This will provide many new jobs.

*lol, package.

 

A stipulation requiring that however much is spent on pancakes, twice as much must be spent on waffles.

 

• The elimination of chocolate coins and subsequent introduction of waffle currency

 

*Funds will be set aside for the research and development of sustainable pancake and waffle resources.
This will include continuing development of more eco-friendly small cooking appliances and recyclable
packaging of said foodstuffs.

 

Any bill with 'pork' clauses will be sent back by the President for revision.

Company executives will be banned from using stimulus money for foreign junkets to sample exotic pancakes.

 

$64 billion to be ploughed into the ground, so that when the ingredients for new pancakes and waffles are farmed they will be that little bit more special, thus ensuring higher sales.

 

Did they not have pancakes and waffles in France, then?

 

Outlawing pancakes and waffles are against human rights.

 

They wanted French toast.
It is, of course, an outrage.


-JR