[Financial Crisis] Pancakes & Waffles Financial Stimulus Package.

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by Everton, Feb 21, 2009.

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  1. Everton Chosen One

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    In this thread we compile a Pancakes & Waffles based financial stimulus package incase Obama's package* doesn't work. I'll begin:

  2. $100 billion to be spent on building new pancake construction plants. This will provide many new jobs.








  3. *lol, package.
  4. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    A stipulation requiring that however much is spent on pancakes, twice as much must be spent on waffles.
  5. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    • The elimination of chocolate coins and subsequent introduction of waffle currency
  6. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    • Lower the Syrup Tax to put less of a burden on single-pancake families nationwide.
  7. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    *Funds will be set aside for the research and development of sustainable pancake and waffle resources.
    This will include continuing development of more eco-friendly small cooking appliances and recyclable
    packaging of said foodstuffs.
  8. LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Games Mod

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    Any bill with 'pork' clauses will be sent back by the President for revision.

    Company executives will be banned from using stimulus money for foreign junkets to sample exotic pancakes.
  9. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    • Become less dependent on foreign waffles.
  10. Everton Chosen One

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  11. $64 billion to be ploughed into the ground, so that when the ingredients for new pancakes and waffles are farmed they will be that little bit more special, thus ensuring higher sales.
  12. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I do not believe in this communism.

    Let them eat cake!
  13. Everton Chosen One

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    Did they not have pancakes and waffles in France, then?
  14. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    They have been outlawed by the Vichy government.
  15. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Outlawing pancakes and waffles are against human rights.
  16. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    They wanted French toast.
    It is, of course, an outrage.


    -JR :)
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