JCC Find me things to buy before I cancel my free Amazon Prime trial

I signed up for the 30 day free trial of Amazon Prime because I bought something and figured why not get the free 2 day shipping. I've got a little over two weeks left. Tell me other important things I don't know exist but desperately need.

 

Thank you, Iello.

..... Man there's stuff in my wishlist from 2005. Maybe I should get around to finally taking the plunge.

 

Cards against Humanity.

 

Vikings is free on prime movies.

I would also but this: http://amzn.com/B000OCEWGW

 

I actually bought some liquid ass and I'm not even kidding. We thought it'd be a fun thing to have around the office.

We (my co-conspirator and I) were wrong. It smells like a rotting corpse.

Buy this instead: http://www.amazon.com/Pillow-Emoji-...F8&qid=1459255155&sr=8-4&keywords=poop+pillow

Comfort AND hilarity.

 

you do not need to buy anything, that's what they want you to do. you should be getting rid of things, not obtaining more. starting with your bed

 

Buy everything.

 

You guys have me looking up fart machines now. Absolute hilarity in highschool, you know, before people started pretending they didn't hear anything.

 

I opened up my recommendations to see what it thinks I should buy, so here:

No idea why this is under "LGBT books": http://www.amazon.com/Feminine-Myst...B56ZTR0Q2RGFKJCV7WK&ref_=pd_ys_c_rfy_301889_1
I've only played King of New York, but I bet this is equally fun: http://www.amazon.com/IELLO-IEL-510...FT1J2DEDVSK9REXN&ref_=pd_ys_c_rfy_166220011_5
My nephew can't get enough of these: http://www.amazon.com/WubbaNub-W324...XJWQ7PRFWYRQQ8X5&ref_=pd_ys_c_rfy_166777011_2
This reminds me it's time to change my filters: http://www.amazon.com/16x20x1-EZ-Pl...GYSJYNAXPHMVZS2S5W0&ref_=pd_ys_c_rfy_551240_0

 

I want to hear more about the liquid ass.

 

If you're having problems sleeping, watch Man in the High Castle, it should have you out cold by the second episode at the latest.

 

buy a USB jump drive made of wood

yes it does exist

 

If you haven't already got The Art of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, it's a lovely coffee-table book.

 

If you don;t have one, buy a coffee table.

 

These are all amazing suggestions please keep them coming.

(Definitely checking out the shows this weekend.)

 

I think they have The Blacklist on here.

 

stop

 

Nekhbet please

 

The Blacklist

 

My daughters rather enjoyed that 'Just Add Magic" show. Hope for their sake it gets renewed for a second season.