Finish this phrase: If Hobbits were Jedi....

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  1. darth_avery Jedi Master

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    If Hobbits were Jedi....then no wonder the old republic fell!
  2. Kaui-Gone-Jim Jedi Knight

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    If Hobbits were Jedi....


    ....they'd need much longer lightsabers! :D


    ....they would be a little short on payday? :p




    (sorry D_A - best I could do)
  3. malelesbo Jedi Knight

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    ...Then I'd only have to wait 1 year before episode III..

    Episode III would already be in the can...

    Episode III would be 3 hours long...
  4. LordJedi Jedi Master

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    ...they wouldn't need a ring of power to disappear. They'd just use a mind trick instead :)
  5. Bant428 Jedi Master

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    ...the would be a really Short Side of the Force
    ...Yoda wouldn't be the only short Jedi with really ugly feet
  6. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    Then Gimli is R2D2, Legolas is C3P0
    Stider is Han, and uh, I don't know who the wookie is.
  7. Bant428 Jedi Master

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    Gimli would be better as the wookie
  8. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    But Gimli and Legolas act just like R2D2 and C3PO.
    Can't we make Gandalf the wookie?
  9. Jedi-Loreen Jedi Master

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    No, Gandalf should be Ben Kenobi.

    There is no good correlation for Chewbacca, that I can see.


    Maybe Treebeard? LOL (but only because he's tall) [face_laugh]
  10. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    No that doesn't work because Hobbits are Jedi, not wizards. Maybe Boromir can be Chewie, they both die. Gandalf can be, uh, the Millenium Falcon.
    I guess that makes orcs Stormtroopers, or would they be clonetroopers?
  11. Jedi-Loreen Jedi Master

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    Okay, I see your point, James.

    We seem to have digressed from the original title of this thread!
    :p
  12. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    ohhh yeah. If Hobbits were Jedi . . . .

    The we get a special edition of Lord of the Rings in 20 years!

    Peter Jackson in the year 2022 "We didn't have good enough Uruk-hai technology back then, sure the Moria orcs looked good, but I always felt there was something lacking from Lurtz and his crew."
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