O.C, CA Finish this phrase: If Hobbits were Jedi....

If Hobbits were Jedi....then no wonder the old republic fell!

 

If Hobbits were Jedi....


....they'd need much longer lightsabers!


....they would be a little short on payday?




(sorry D_A - best I could do)

 

...Then I'd only have to wait 1 year before episode III..

Episode III would already be in the can...

Episode III would be 3 hours long...

 

...they wouldn't need a ring of power to disappear. They'd just use a mind trick instead

 

...the would be a really Short Side of the Force
...Yoda wouldn't be the only short Jedi with really ugly feet

 

Then Gimli is R2D2, Legolas is C3P0
Stider is Han, and uh, I don't know who the wookie is.

 

Gimli would be better as the wookie

 

But Gimli and Legolas act just like R2D2 and C3PO.
Can't we make Gandalf the wookie?

 

No, Gandalf should be Ben Kenobi.

There is no good correlation for Chewbacca, that I can see.

Maybe Treebeard? LOL (but only because he's tall)

 

No that doesn't work because Hobbits are Jedi, not wizards. Maybe Boromir can be Chewie, they both die. Gandalf can be, uh, the Millenium Falcon.
I guess that makes orcs Stormtroopers, or would they be clonetroopers?

 

Okay, I see your point, James.

We seem to have digressed from the original title of this thread!

 

ohhh yeah. If Hobbits were Jedi . . . .

The we get a special edition of Lord of the Rings in 20 years!

Peter Jackson in the year 2022 "We didn't have good enough Uruk-hai technology back then, sure the Moria orcs looked good, but I always felt there was something lacking from Lurtz and his crew."