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Atlantic Fire Blasting Snowballs!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Ton_G, Jan 24, 2007.

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  1. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    I have a pile of snowballs, aimed at anyone who comes in here. If you do come in, you will be barraged.
     
  2. Darth-Influenza

    Darth-Influenza Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hmmm. Well, we don't have any snowballs here it's to warm.
     
  3. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    /Barraged

    //Hit with ice and snowballs

    Ahar! I'm thus far victorious.

    You'll have to find another weapon!
     
  4. Darth-Influenza

    Darth-Influenza Jedi Youngling star 1

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    thud, thud, splat

    You've just been hit.

    There's the closest thing, all the apples that never got picked off the trees.

    What a stench!
     
  5. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    //Wipes Apple Slime from his Bright Green Tunic and chain-mail pantaloons.

    Well, this is it! You people have begun hudgeoning my country. If you swear fealty to my patronage, we can absorb your people!
     
  6. DaleSabers

    DaleSabers Jedi Youngling star 3

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    *Launches piles of dung at Ton_G*
    We've got plenty up here. Especially the way that my dogs go :$[face_sick]
     
  7. Darth-Influenza

    Darth-Influenza Jedi Youngling star 1

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    *Launches second barrage of dung.*

    Yes my dogs leave plenty of that too.

    As you can see reinforcements have arrived.

    You are out numbered, surrender before it's to late!
     
  8. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    //Dunged

    Well I never-!

    //Prepares for a radical vengeance

    Are you prepared for....

    //Takes out snowblower

    The extreme power of an artificial blizzard?

    //Blizzards the dung lobbing foes
     
  9. Darth-Influenza

    Darth-Influenza Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Blizzard, artificial or not you can not harm us.

    We are protected by the great lakes.

    Like the force they suround us, creating a ring of warm air to keep out the cold of winter.

    That's why Toronto shuts down and calls in the army reserves if they get an inch of snow.

     
  10. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    The snow here is no longer snow...more like rock-hard ice. Would you like it if I threw some ice at you? ;) :p
     
  11. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    Ah!

    DB!

    Reinforcements!

    //Invites DB to the WAR ROOM, where Ton_G and his rogue pygmy elephants are planning their deadliest attack.
     
  12. cristalvandepol

    cristalvandepol Jedi Master star 5

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    I was going to post that fact! :p I have a huge bruise on my knee to prove that.
     
  13. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    Well then obviously we have an effective weapon.
     
  14. cristalvandepol

    cristalvandepol Jedi Master star 5

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    *puts on hockey helmet*


    *piles up some ice/snowballs*


    This could get nasty. :p
     
  15. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    No no, we're on the same side! The fellow from the Western Lakes Region is our enemy.
     
  16. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    We should all be on the same side. This whole country gets snow. :p I hate snow.
     
  17. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    We could dump it in California. We should send an ambassador. Any volunteers?
     
  18. cristalvandepol

    cristalvandepol Jedi Master star 5

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    *pops up from hiding place behind textbooks*

    Yes! California is the enemy!

    You started this, Ton, you should be the rep. :p
     
  19. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    Well... I'll distract them. You can then sneak in the back door and dump it. Then, by the time we've done the deal, they'll have no choice but to accept. This might provoke retaliation. Hmm... we'll have to communicate via pm.
     
  20. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    *Tammy flies in from out of nowhere and barrages everyone with the powder balls...hey, it's the best that can be gotten from the leftover snow in Southern Maine!*
     
  21. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    Tammy, we could use you as an ally? Will you join the cause of the Free Atlantic Imperium?
     
  22. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    What do we need to send an ambassador for? Let's just sneak down there in the middle of the night and dump it on them. :p
     
  23. Ton_G

    Ton_G Jedi Master star 4

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    A proper distraction.
     
  24. cristalvandepol

    cristalvandepol Jedi Master star 5

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    Ah, good news! Halifax and Pictou County got more snow last night. I'm beginning to build up anger towards the snowless Americans. :p
     
  25. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    We also got dusted with it in NB. But the good news is that it's covered the ice and now we can walk outside. :p
     
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