FIRST WEEKLY TASK

the first weekly task will be, as a group, to design the ULTIMATE movie for the opposite sex. the more creative the better, of course, however it MUST include, at the very least:

* title
* tagline
* genre
* general plot line
* director
* list of characters and accompanying movie stars
* one pivotal scene involving at least 5 characters

and anything else that you think may help. remember: this movie is designed entirely for BOYS and boys only. or maybe guys.

you have until Thursday to unveil your final submission. at this point the public will vote on which one is better. the LOSER will be forced to nominate 2 housemates of their own house and the top two will be up for eviction. the public will decide who they want to kick out and this will occur on Monday.

the winner of the task will also receive colours of their choice from Thursday until Monday. wow. i know, i know, i can feel the desire for victory burning already!

feel free to plan in this thread, however the final submission needs to be unveiled in its own thread.

-BB

 

Here's what I've come up with so far.

-at least 30 explosions
-at least 30 partially naked women
-at least 30 AK-47's
-Vin Diesel
-a chase scene

 

I think it should be about master_jacen's mom.



Let's throw some whipped cream in there somewhere.

 

How about Kiefer Sutherland, instead, or in addition to Vin Diesel?

 

I'm thinking romantic/action adventure summer popcorn flick.

Or hell, we could always be Fox Force 8.

 

A couple of car chasing scenes

 

There has to be something to do with 300 too.

 

YES! lets do that!

 

There should DEFINITELY be war rhinos.

 

I think I'll adapt a Jane Austen novel. And give them all guns.

 

title- The Voluptuous Vigilante Vampires from Venus

tagline- They're in town with a violent agenda.

genre- Sci-Fi/action/Skinemax softcore pron

general plot line- Observing humanity on the planet earth, these vamps decide to come here, and make things peaceful, no matter the cost(plus, they need to get impregnated, or something).

director- Roger Corman

list of characters and accompanying movie stars
Bitezilla- Aso
BitchFist- ASG
Knick-Knack- Karen with an "N"
MissBitesALot- Morella
Meow Meow Sparkles- Kitten
Thumper hard head- princess_leia
Pixie Stick- Sith-Lord-Gunray
Master Voda- Rebelscum77

one pivotal scene involving at least 5 characters
Alley way fight-
The VVV from the planet V, go off on redneck bikers at a truckstop, in middletown New Jersey. They show no mercy as they rip through the meatpuppets, as this is the vampire equivalent of fast food(greasy, and fattening). When the carnage is done, only one manages to cling to life, but just barely. Meow Meow Sparkles gives him a mercy ****.


This film has been targeted to the BBB house.

Ladies, please feel free to add on.

 

For Noundy, I'm adding a scene where Denzel Washington and Vin Diesel are in the foxhole together, trying to fight off the vampire aliens, and experience some very hetero, armed services inspired, male bonding.

 

asg I like your idea! do I get any powers?

 

For all the guys I'll add a scene where Kiefer Sutherland is being chased at high speed (on a highway and against the traffic flow) by a car full of a few of the lesser Vamps. This is of course just before the break of dawn so Vin manages to shoot to death a couple of the vamps without even looking back and while driving with his injured left hand; he survives because the remaining vamps have to drive back to their ship before the sun's up.


I say we replace Vin with Kiefer. The guys may not like Vin that much

 

Is it safe to assume at least some of the stars will be scantily clad?

Also, we should elaborate on the pivotal scene.

 

i want to be scantliy clad!

 

Of course, all of the Vamps are required to wear this tight fitting uniform with a low cut neck. Something to do with protecting them from the Earth's atmosphere...

 

We're trying to win this, kitty.

 

I generally suck at writing any sort of fiction, but here's a rough scene.

Fast Food Stop

The Voluptuous Vigilante Vampires, blood staining some of their suits, are hungry again. Deciding to grab a quick bite to eat, they drop into a small biker bar that is packed full of patrons. Bitezilla steals the first blood and soon her sisters of Venus follow suite.

Some of the bikers try to run, but they stand no chance. One particularly large biker almost made it out the front door when Pixie Stick caught him by the neck to feed.

Others tried to hide. Thumper Hard Head grew tired of the general chaos of the bar area and decided to go check the bathrooms for my intimate dining. She found it. He tried to struggle briefly, but to no avail.

Outside, the other vampires had all found food and almost all of the men who had been in the bar were dead. Bitchfist finished her last bite and wiped the blood from her face, managing only to smear it.

Looking around, obviously pleased, MissBitesALot, began towards the door. "Time to go girls." The other vampires began to follow, but Meow Meow Sparkles remained behind.

One lone biker was still clinging to life. On seeing him, Meow Meow Sparkles, who was full of blood felt sorry for him. Ignoring that the other girls were leaving, she walked over. He struggled to move away as she stripped off her suit...

 

then cuts to new scene, meow meow leaves him for dead. realizing she is stuck there, she goes down the road to wait for someone to pick her up. after an hour of waiting, she gets a ride by a hot guy.

hot guy: where are you going hot baby?

meow meow: i am looking for my friends.

hot guy: maybe I can help

meow meow: i bet you can

meow meow gets in the car, but she cant stop looking at him. he is to damn hot! but then, she starts to get hungry, she goes over to the guys neck and starts to bite it.

hot guy: you want some of this baby?

meow meow: i do

he pulls over and starts to prounce on her.

the car gets hot and steamy and rocks back and fourth

hot guy: you really like biting me

meow meow: i do baby. I need some

hot guy: i'm gonna give you some

and then they start at it again. after the hot encounter, meow meow starts to prounce on him while he is getting his pants on.

hot guy: what are you doing?

meow meow: I want my fill baby

and then meow meow bites his neck and sucks his blood. after the last drop of blood is gone, she pushes him off of the car and leaves him naked. meow meow gets dressed and starts to drive off with his car, leaving the hot guy dead.

 

Okay, this is totally on a different tangent sorry...haha..



Scene Number ???

A member of the dreaded Jedi Council Forums at theforce.net codename: CIPE has hacked into the Planet V computer system and infected the implanted brain chips of The Voluptuous Vigilante Vampires from Venus with a venomous virus!


THUMPER HARD HEAD
What was that?

MASTER VODA
I think it was a member of the dreaded Jedi Council Forums at theforce.net codename: CIPE hacking into our Planet V computer system and infecting a venmous virus in our implanted brain chips!

PIXIE STICK
Spoiler whore.

MASTER VODA
Just because I actually bothered to read the synopsis before starting the scene...

PIXIE STICK
Can I touch your boobs?

KNICK-KNACK
Oh no! They've activated L.E.S.B.I.A.N.

MISSBITESALOT
What do we do?!

BITEZILLA
Let's make out.

MISSBITESALOT
Okay.

KNICK-KNACK
Listen! We must fight this! Look at me. No matter how desperately I want to lick whip cream off Thumper Hard Head's lucious legs right now, I'm not going to.

THUMPER HARD HEAD
Your hand is on my knee.

KNICK-KNACK
Sorry.

BITCHFIST
Knick-Knack is right! We have to find a way to stop this virus. But first. I'm going to ravish Meow Meow Sparkles.

MEOW MEOW SPARKLES
plz not now Bitchfist i have cramps!!!! i've been on my period for 7 days now and the flow is so thick and it hurts so bad and i have to change my tampon every hour and...


Virus Deactivated.

 

how did meow meow get back with the girls?

 

I'm out of chronology, sorry.

 

okidokes

 

I will concede to trading out Vin for Keifer Sutherland, but we're keeping Denzel.

Who wants to compile all this and post the thread? We have until Thursday, which I think means we need to post it tonight.