Fisto's Disco: The LACWAC Social Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by G-FETT, Jul 1, 2007.

  1. KenobiSkywalker Force Ghost

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    I'm on East unfortunately.
  2. Seerow SWTV★Mod

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    This happened yesterday:

    R: Thank you for calling AT&T, my name is Niki. How may I help you today?
    C: I want to install a Pizza.
    R: .....
    R: You want to install a Pizza, is that right?
    C: Yeah, this is Dominoes right?
    R: Thank you for calling 'AT&T'.
    C: Your mom's a pizza! -click-
    R: ......

    Prank call fail kids.
  3. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Yeah, whatever they were drinking, they need to put it down and slowly walk away.
  4. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    Reminds me of George Michael's Jerky Boys fail in AD. :p
  5. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    I have a 65 y/o former client named Frank Rizzo... he never answers his phone anymore.
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  6. Sgt Crowfield Chosen One

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    Hehehe, good one. Glad I'm only doing 2nd lvl support for a store chain nowadays. 1st lvl could be so ... ummm ... interesting at times, like when that one store manager called because of an activation link I had sent him by mail ...

    Store manager: "Hi. Here's store No. [xxx]. You just sent me an email."
    1st lvl Crow: "That's right, sir."
    SM: "And you asked me to click on the enclosed link."
    Crow *waiting for the man to describe his problem*: "That's right, sir."
    SM: "Well, I clicked on your link. Nothing happened."
    Crow: "That's strange, sir. The link should have brought you to the installation routine."
    SM *sounding impatient now*: "Well, it didn't. Nothing happened. What now?"
    Crow: "Okay, sir, let's try to do this together. Would you please open the mail I sent you?"
    SM: "It's open, alright."
    Crow: "Fine. Now please take a look at the link."
    SM: "Looking at it right now."
    Crow: "Okay. Now tell me, is it blue or violet?"
    SM: "Umm ... what?"
    Crow: "The color of the link, sir. Blue or violet?"
    SM: "Blue or violet? Blue or violet? Dang it, what did you helpdesk people smoke today? IT'S BLACK! THE - STORES - DON'T - HAVE - COLOR - PRINTERS!!!"
    Crow: *facepalm*

    And now for something completely different: I managed to break off one of my incisors with the help of a coat hanger today. Yeah, right, I'm an amateur. A real pro would have decapitated herself.
    That's been my day so far. What about yours?
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  7. Garth Maul Manager Emeritus

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    he's now a statue @Sx3

    My daughter was so excited to see a cement mixer and pump truck outside our house at 7:30 a.m.
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  8. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    Heavy stuff today.

    44 year old single mom, three daughters, two strokes... then a 250 LB, eleven year old boy with severe diabetes, cirrhotic liver and the doctors don't know what else to do... an 89 year old from a local church brought the boy's mother in and paid for his sessions...Man, this is tuff sometimes.
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  9. Darth_Zandalor Force Ghost

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  10. Coric Force Ghost

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  11. AkashKedavra_93 Emperor of the Seven Realms and the First Dragons

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    Well, well, well...Benedict Cumberbatch and David Tennant are my two top casting choices, come on Abrams, you can do it...
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  12. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    @Sgt Crowfield: Yikes!!! That sounds... really painful.

    @SithStarSlayer: Double yikes. You do something like physical therapy right? Do you deal with those kinds of cases often?

    @Darth_Zandalor: Awesommmmmmmmme!!!!

    @AkashKedavra_93: I can definitely see him including Cumberbatch. Although he's a long shot, Tennant on the big screen would be amazing.
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  13. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    On twitter, some dude asked if directing both franchises would open a Nerd-wormhole... =D=

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    @Barriss_Coffee
    I am a CES, so I get them when all else fails... just wrapped up a session with a gal who has Cerebral Palsy and in a wheelchair most of the time. Owner of our facility just asked me what I did to deserve the downpour I'm under today. I see maybe a few dozen of these intrinsic cases per year, and I've had three in less than one day.
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  14. QuangoFett Force Ghost

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    [IMG]

    This actually seems like a winning combination.
  15. Seerow SWTV★Mod

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    ROFL, me and my buddy here as work were just talking about this. That's to funny. Imagine the Robot Chicken sketches?
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  16. Coric Force Ghost

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  17. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    On the internet, that word is sometimes spelled A-B-O-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N...


    all depends on who ya ask, I guess.:p
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  18. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Heh, I saw that on facebook a long time ago. Still hilarious.
  19. Seerow SWTV★Mod

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    "Are there liquor stores in Vermont? Yeah, gotta be because Vermont sucks." ... LOL Archer.
  20. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Without liquor stores it would suck worse. :p
  21. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Ah crap, I completely forgot all my shows were on tonight. Oh well, On Demand is gonna be my best friend tomorrow. :D

    At least I can catch TCW when it airs this week. Yay small victories.
  22. Seerow SWTV★Mod

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    Last week I missed Archer. This week I made sure to remember. I'll get TCW as well. Its stuff on Fox that gives me trouble. I can never decide if its Brighthouse's or my local Fox affiliate's fault.
  23. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    I basically forgot it was Thursday. :oops:Days of the week are hard to keep track of on vacations. There's not much on Fox I ever watch since House ended, not even Animation Domination, even though I love American Dad.
  24. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    I never miss my shows, in fact my favourite show is on in an hour, The Amazing Race :D
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  25. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    I was all like, "wuh..." but then I remembered, New Zealand.

    I'm just enough of a ditz to not realize my shows are on when I'm already watching TV on another channel.