@Barriss_Coffee: Breaking off the tooth was one of the less painful acts of accidental self-mutilation in my life, unlike hitting my foot with a fire axe or banging the car door shut while my head was still between door and frame. The latter not only knocked me out cold for a few seconds, it also earned me a scar across the bridge of my nose. 'Self Destruction' is my middle name. Unfortunately my son appears to have inherited this trait. One of the more bizarre accidents he had was with a coat hanger as well (split his lip), and he managed to run into a concrete pillar while talking to a girl, quite a bloody affair. Sometimes I call him 'Scarface' ... in an affectionate way, of course.