Fisto's Disco: The LACWAC Social Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by G-FETT, Jul 1, 2007.

  1. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    I had the chance to win $1,000,000 today. But of course the chances were very slim. A radio station had this event going on, and they already had 12 people and they needed 8 more, so about 500 people registered, including me, and each of us got given a number, I got number 41. I didn't get chosen, but two of the eight people that got chosen were close to my number.

    Then those 20 people had to dig in an area of sand to find a small orange ball. Then the first person who found it got to go to another area of sand where 125 bags were hidden, and you had 5 minutes to dig up as many as possible, and each of the bags had different money prizes in from $5 to $1,000,000, and then once you had as many bags as you could get, you had to choose one of them and that would be the amount of money you won, so the chance of finding the million dollar bag was very slim. Guess how many bags she managed to dig up in 5 minutes... 1... Only 1 bag out of 125... And that bag had $10,000 in it, so that's what she won.

    Cool story right, bro?
  2. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    It was clearly a trick to have sex with your wife while you were digging for a ball that didn't exist.
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  3. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    In five minutes? Damn, that sex would suck.
  4. RG4 Jedi Master

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    Not if you do it very carefully, gotta be like the Flash and do it.
  5. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    The explanation would be TMI but...nah, needs to be longer.
  6. RG4 Jedi Master

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    Gotta be like the Flash baby, he is the fast man alive. Or Usain Bolt, but he's black so women just fly to him
    Last edited by RG4, May 12, 2013
  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I've never had sex with the Flash but that sounds either really terrible or worth some serious magic.
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  8. RG4 Jedi Master

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    He can also vibrate.
  9. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Well this thread is taking an interesting turn, even for me. :p
  10. RG4 Jedi Master

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    I only came back to the forums today, you're welcome.
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  11. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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  12. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Did you see Revenge of the Nerds? We can turn anything into a conversation about sex.
  13. RG4 Jedi Master

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    I'd like to insert my proton torpedo in your exhaust port.
  14. Sgt Crowfield Chosen One

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    Carry on [face_batting]. This is geting better by the minute.
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  15. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    But can you bulls-eye a target that's smaller than two meters?
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  16. RG4 Jedi Master

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    . I used to bullseye womp rats with my PE-N15 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
  17. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    You sicken me. Wanking onto animals like that.
  18. SeinEwigerSchatten Jedi Master

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    Not for a male. :D

    we like it fast and furious.
    [face_laugh]
  19. RG4 Jedi Master

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    Rug burn.
  20. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Explanation for all the Mars vs Venus male and female problems
    The 50 percent divorce rate (for first marriages, even greater for second ones)
    Why 80 percent of all women 40 and over are opposed to marriage

    ...All, in a nutshell, in two sentences above.

    You guys are all ****ing bottle rockets. As for us...we load slow but then we can fire multiple rounds.

    Just. Sayin'.
  21. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    For guys it's like a roller coaster ride, it's quick, but boy do you get a thrill out of it. And sometimes you close your eyes and cry... Wait what.
  22. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




    "Where's my tractor?"
  23. Ahsoka_Tano_11 Jedi Master

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    ummmmm.........:confused:
  24. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    That's the exact response you're supposed to have, lol, but I thought someone would say something sexual about it.
  25. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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