Fisto's Disco: The LACWAC Social Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by G-FETT, Jul 1, 2007.

  1. Seerow Manager Emeritus

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    One more day to decide whether to relocate to Jackson, MS with no guarantee of how long my position would last or take a paycut and two tier demotion. Pretty much have my mind made up.
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  2. Sgt Crowfield Chosen One

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    Oh, I did clean up alright and took doggy outside! :D No pausing the game as I had been at Fleet, anyway, exchanging in-game pleasantries with a RL friend I had just met there by accident.
    Had I been in a combat situation, however ... :p

    @Seerow: Oh dear. So your corporation is as loving and caring as mine?
    Why did they do it - cost-cutting? What's your decision, if I may ask, and why?

    We had this two years ago when they decided to move HQ to a place far, far away, offering us to move there or be laid off on short notice. But being a really smart corp, they made some strategic errors. In the end they had to leave several departments at the place of the old HQ because none of the specialists there wanted to move, and there was no way they would find replacements in time: Firing these people = instantly hamstrung.
    Being the b**** that I sometimes am, I took them to court over this as I was clearly qualified to a bunch of open jobs at the remaining departments. Well, they had to take me back. A good friend of mine didn't go the way of the law and moved, though. She's not very happy about it as rent at the new place is exceptionally high, even for the hole she moved into. The same with other costs :/.
    Not that my job was safe, though ... we've been teetering on the brink of destruction for two years since. But my house, family and friends are here, and I'd rather sleep under a bridge covered with newspapers than move to a place where I would see my family only once in a while because going there with the herd was far too expensive.
  3. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    I had the chance to win $1,000,000 today. But of course the chances were very slim. A radio station had this event going on, and they already had 12 people and they needed 8 more, so about 500 people registered, including me, and each of us got given a number, I got number 41. I didn't get chosen, but two of the eight people that got chosen were close to my number.

    Then those 20 people had to dig in an area of sand to find a small orange ball. Then the first person who found it got to go to another area of sand where 125 bags were hidden, and you had 5 minutes to dig up as many as possible, and each of the bags had different money prizes in from $5 to $1,000,000, and then once you had as many bags as you could get, you had to choose one of them and that would be the amount of money you won, so the chance of finding the million dollar bag was very slim. Guess how many bags she managed to dig up in 5 minutes... 1... Only 1 bag out of 125... And that bag had $10,000 in it, so that's what she won.

    Cool story right, bro?
  4. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    It was clearly a trick to have sex with your wife while you were digging for a ball that didn't exist.
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  5. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    In five minutes? Damn, that sex would suck.
  6. RG4 Jedi Grand Master

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    Not if you do it very carefully, gotta be like the Flash and do it.
  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    The explanation would be TMI but...nah, needs to be longer.
  8. RG4 Jedi Grand Master

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    Gotta be like the Flash baby, he is the fast man alive. Or Usain Bolt, but he's black so women just fly to him
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  9. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I've never had sex with the Flash but that sounds either really terrible or worth some serious magic.
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  10. RG4 Jedi Grand Master

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    He can also vibrate.
  11. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Well this thread is taking an interesting turn, even for me. :p
  12. RG4 Jedi Grand Master

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    I only came back to the forums today, you're welcome.
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  13. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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  14. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Did you see Revenge of the Nerds? We can turn anything into a conversation about sex.
  15. RG4 Jedi Grand Master

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    I'd like to insert my proton torpedo in your exhaust port.
  16. Sgt Crowfield Chosen One

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    Carry on [face_batting]. This is geting better by the minute.
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  17. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    But can you bulls-eye a target that's smaller than two meters?
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  18. RG4 Jedi Grand Master

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    . I used to bullseye womp rats with my PE-N15 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
  19. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    You sicken me. Wanking onto animals like that.
  20. SeinEwigerSchatten Jedi Master

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    Not for a male. :D

    we like it fast and furious.
    [face_laugh]
  21. RG4 Jedi Grand Master

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    Rug burn.
  22. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Explanation for all the Mars vs Venus male and female problems
    The 50 percent divorce rate (for first marriages, even greater for second ones)
    Why 80 percent of all women 40 and over are opposed to marriage

    ...All, in a nutshell, in two sentences above.

    You guys are all ****ing bottle rockets. As for us...we load slow but then we can fire multiple rounds.

    Just. Sayin'.
  23. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    For guys it's like a roller coaster ride, it's quick, but boy do you get a thrill out of it. And sometimes you close your eyes and cry... Wait what.
  24. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




    "Where's my tractor?"
  25. Ahsoka_Tano_11 Jedi Master

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    ummmmm.........:confused: