Amph Five Films you are embarrassed to admit you've seen.

Basically the opposite of 'top five films you're embarrassed to admit you've never seen' thread. Which films have you seen where in retrospect, you wish you hadn't.

My five (in no particular order):

1. Ghost Dad (on account of learning after the fact of Bill Cosby being a rapist and all)
2. Twilight
3. New Moon (these two were on account of having to accompany my nephew to see them. New Moon was the worst experience at a movie theater I've ever been too)
4. Ready to Rumble
5. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (yes, I've actually seen this, though I believe I've blocked most of the details out of my memory)

 

Only one comes to mind right now: Legend of Hercules (not the Dwayne Johnson version).

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Double Team starring Jean Claude van Damme, Mickey Rourke, and Dennis Rodman. This is, bar none, the worst film ever made. Ever. There was only one other person in the theatre. He left halfway through. I decided to tough it out. It was not worth it.

 

I have actually seen that. Did not think it was as bad as say Quest for Peace. Then again, I thought Rodman was the best thing in that movie.

 

A couple of the Tremors sequels come to mind for me...yeesh those were awful.

 

Troll 2
A Serbian Film
An Inconvenient Truth
Barb Wire
Plan 9 from Outer Space

 

If you take it for what it was, a campy film, it's actually fairly decent.

 

I agree. I'm actually quite a big fan of campy B movies.

 

Oof. What brought that on?

 

1. Hobgoblins (feel the need to apologise for seeing it)
2. The Riddle (I beg of you. Never watch it)
3. The Happening (Diggy, I paid to see this one as well)
4. Barbie and the Rockers (Again, I'm sorry)
5. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (This is meant to be a kids movie, but it is disturbing as Hell)

 

As a kids movie Barbie and the Rockers was fine. I just don't need to see it again as an adult.

PS: Jem did it better.

 

Star Wars

 

If it helps ease the pain, then yes.

MST3K helped me get through The Legend of Boggy Creek and Touch of Satan.

 

Jem and Holograms
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Spice World
Striptease
From Justin to Kelly

and countless number of "late night"/"skinamax" flicks.

 

Oh...Spice World.

 

The Last Airbender
Step Brothers
Troll 2
Space Chimps
Hulk

 

So you could sit through this but not through Citizen Kane?

Yep. Says a lot.

 

why would anyone be embarrassed that they saw a movie? i mean yeah if you saw la la land or the star wars prequels and you liked them, then sure maybe you should be a little ashamed, but not just because you watched them. this thread is reading more like "movies you didn't like".

by the way i adore many terrible movies including several mentioned in this thread and i have no shame.

 

Fahrenheit 911

 

Well, Ghost Dad is a prime example for me. I did watch that, loved it, and then when everything with Cosby came out, I was too horrified to ever want to watch it again.

 

well sure, we all had bill cosby ruined for us by bill cosby. hardly your fault though juliet, no need for you to be embarrassed.

 

Spice World
Kangaroo Jack
Monkey Bone
Battlefield Earth(the embarrassment comes from knowing I watched it more than once)
Freddy Got Fingered

 

most of adam sandlers movies