Beyond - Legends Five Simple Steps for Taking Over the Galaxy - AU - P/B H/L Luke Concluded 9/6- Replies 9/7

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Oh, this has the potential to be absolutely hilarious. You have the style of humor needed to pull this off down.

I require more Pinky and the Brain awesomeness!

Nice work.

 

Oh, I'm going to enjoy this!!!

Do they tax boobs? ROFL

 

You are now officially in charge of educating me on "Pinky and the Brain." LOL! Looks to be a fun ride!

 

two

 

Did I ever mention that I don't like rats and mice? Except for Jerry, of 'Tom & Jerry.' And Mickey & Minnie Mouse. And I guess Pinky's okay.

Our heroes have their hands full. Ewoks and Stormies and rats, oh my!

 

three

 

?Hmmm, they?re a lot like teddy bears, but in a creepy sort of Twilight Zoney way,? Pinky stated, nodding. ?Can I be an Ewok, Brain? Huh? Huh? Please??

Yes! Ewoks are creepy teddy bears!

Meanwhile, Han, Luke and Leia craned their necks, watching as all the ships took off over the trees. A gang of Ewoks had even attempted to hijack the Millennium Falcon, only they had been unceremoniously tossed down the ramp by a very angry and possessive Wookiee.

Good job Chewie! Show those creepy teddy bears who's boss!

?What about a lightsaber?? Pinky asked suddenly. ?Will Brain get his very own lightsaber??

?I suppose,? Luke said, sounding dubious.

?Cool!? Pinky said happily.

?A two inch long lightsaber?? Han asked with a derisive snort. ?Like anyone will be scared of that.?

Brain?s eyes narrowed, taking on a slight tint of yellow. ?You will be? you will be??



So let's see if I have this straight:

Step 1: Use the JACK-O-LANTRONIC TRANSMITTER to take over the Ewoks and create a galactic blockade.

Step 2: Learn about the Force to maintain control after the Ewoks destroy the JACK-O-LANTRONIC TRANSMITTER

Steps 3-5: ????

Am I on the right track?

 

four

 

Didn't realize you were posting this here, too!

Luke sure is giving Brain a run for his money, LOL!

And poor Pinky thought he died... not yet, Pinky, but keep annoying Han and that will be it for you!

 

I have never watched Pinky and the Brain, but this story makes me laugh!!! Keep writing more!

 

Four

 

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Poor Luke! Always the whiner.

Hehehehe...I always wondered when they started using the word padawan in the EU, how the heck they ever learned of it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

?Because? no one in this galaxy wears shoes! They all wear BOOTS!?

It's funny because it's true. Then again, boots are cooler so I don't blame them. Come to think of it, I could use some new boots. This is all your fault.

?That?s not fair!? Luke said, stomping his foot in frustration. ?Why did you succeed in your cave, while I failed??

It's whiny Luke! He's back!

As the amber-hued blade drove down through the boot and the narrow blade struck Han in his left big toe, his face changed from outrage to pain. The pilot jumped back, dropping his blaster and grabbing his left foot while screaming in agony. ?OWWW!! OWWWOWOWOW!!!!?



?I?m afraid he can,? Threepio said, raising Han?s blaster and pointing it at the three humans and the Wookiee. ?Will you please put your hands over your heads??

Where you came up with this, I'll never know, but it is quite simply awesome. And hilarious. Awesomely hilarious.

 

Oh, no! The mice/rats/droids are taking over the galaxy! Not good.... oh, dear!

 

I can't get the Hokey Pokey tune out of my head now

Artoo and Threepio allied with Pinky and the Brain -- What is the world coming to?

 

Poor Han! What will happen to that scoundrel-swagger with both his big toes lacerated?

And the droids turning darkside, too?! Time for Chewie to start pulling off arms (metal or mouse).

 

five

 

?VUVUZELAS??

?Over my dead body,? Brain stated.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

 

?I suppose. But it?s worked out for the best. It would have been difficult, even with my transmitter working, to control the galaxy without the Force as my ally.?

?Is the Force pretty, Brain??

?Is..? What??

?Is she pretty??

?Is WHO pretty??

?Mally?? Pinky asked. ?You keep saying the Force is Mally.?

?The Force is not a female named Mally.?

Yes, Pinky, the Force is very pretty.


?Young Skywalker is proving to be a tough nut to crack,? Brain admitted reluctantly. ?Still, I haven?t entirely given up on him. Once we land, I believe I can concoct a potion in the lab, and use it to control not only him, but all Force-sensitive beings throughout the galaxy.?

So much potential for the potion to go wrong. Excellent.


?VUVUZELAS??

?Over my dead body,? Brain stated.

But doesn't he like the sound of constant buzzing? It's like if there was a clone of him around.

 

Loved the musical plates



"Darth Pinky"

 

So now Chewie is going to become Brain's slave? Not good!

And hey, is a certain redhead still hanging around the Palace? I have it on good authority that she doesn't like mice.

 

Five

 

Just at that moment, Luke and Leia burst into the throne room, dressed in the strangest clothing Han had ever seen in his life, and he?d been from one side of the galaxy to the other and seen a lot of weird get-ups. Luke was dressed in short green pants, with green tights under his pants, and a white shirt with suspenders, and wore a cap with a feather, and Leia was dressed in a green, knee-length skirt also with green tights, and a white blouse, with her long hair twisted in two long braids.

That's it. You have to promise me you'll let me beta on the next silly story, so I can protect Luke & Leia from humiliation.

Funny as ever! And I got my Pinky & the Brain tutorial.

 

I watched Wheel a couple weeks ago and wondered why Vannah was there too



Great and fun ending!!!

Brain never gives up does he? Lands that's a scary thought