Syra, NY Five Word Per Post Story by Viceroy_NuteGunray and everyone else.

during his drag race at

 

the mardi gras that saw

 

him be disqualified from the

 

beauty contest from the other

 

party in the senate election.

 

But the Separatist Leaders despised

 

his stance on teddy bears,

 

and made voodoo dolls to

 

put back into yesterday's bucket.

 

Meanwhile, sailing the ocean abroad,

 

the German battleship Bismarck sinking

 

suspiciously like a sack of

 

heavy feathers in the harbor

 

opened fire on a passing

 

US spy-plane over the coast

 

of the Bermuda Triangle. It

 

was equiped with enough icecream

 

to kill a lactose intolerant

 

with one swift stroke. However,

 

the flying rhino didn't like

 

Auric Goldfinger's industrial laser cutting

 

straw so instead he used

 

half a ton of icecream

 

to cover the duck and

 

the cow which kept mooing.