"Five words per post" story (humor)

I got this idea from reading a Linux board and it can get quite fun. The only two rules are that your post has to (a) be five words and (b) continue the story from the previous poster. I don't even care if it gets away from SW. (Others may, tho) Let's have some fun with this!

To start off:

Once on a dusty rock



Locked due to forum policy on +1 type games. Can be restarted in one month.

 

there lived a great, big

 

Once on a dusty rock, there lived a great big

Krayt Dragon who liked to

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

play with his yoda and

 

a blue one too. Later,

 

he jumped off a sandcrawler

 

at the Mos Eisley Cantina,

OOC: Didn't see Kit's post, but it fits.

 

where he worked as a

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Bounty Hunter that was fired

 

from Jabba's cronies for killing

 

another bounty hunter which was

 

Obi Wan's Drinking Partner who hated

 

his stupid little Padawan's friend

 

who was actually Jar Jar

 

Whom Had Saved the World.

 

Therefore everybody loved him, and

 

...he was happy about it.

 

But the story does not . . .

 

end there because later he...

 

talks with the most interesting . . .

 

...group of people in town.

 

They were called The Jedi . . .

 

and carried large weapons that...

 

...were much cooler than the...

 

lightsabers they used to use.