"Five words per post" story (humor)

jacen solo walked into a

 

drunk jawa and ewok fighting.

Edit: And with that, that would be my 1,500th post!

 

monkeys will take over the

 

SW universe and make Palpatine

 

eat spam and eggs that

 

taste like some kind of

 

burnt bacon. A drunk sith

 

decided to pick a fight

 

with a drunk Gungan and

 

a rancor at the same

 

time but he got his

 

ass kicked into the next

 

quadrent were star trek was

 

currently under attack by Darth

 

Sidious and Darth Maul. But

 

they are ulgy enough to

 

eat you alive and sink

 

you to the bottom of

 

Kamino's deep dark oceans with

 

cheese and kidney pies and

 

chocolate bars tied to your

 

wrists. But the chocolate bars

 

smell worse than the outside

 

Of a Gamorrean's jock strap

 

after seeing Paris Hilton naked.