"Five words per post" story (humor)

look for the near future.

 

obi wan asked if he could

 

"play" with Padme's hair, then

 

anakin said no she was

 

my girl heres a ewok

 

"where?" said obi-wan and anakin

 

Over there chewing on C-3P0

 

then qui-gon jinn's force ghost appeared (qui-gon jinn is one word )

 

And **** hit the fan

 

and he said "that was

 

an illegal procedure onthe offense

 

on eating ripe tomatoes with

 

a set of sharp, pointy

 

balls that could hurt someone

 

If used the right way

 

". Soon enough, Yoda was found

 

in the bathroom taking a

 

piece of wet loo roll

 

eating, then throwing it up

 

all over his brand new....

 

leather jacket he had just

 

took to the cleaners when...

 

Padmé came in and saw

 

That it was really hers

 

because it echoed her shaply