"Five words per post" story (humor)

nose, that wouldn't stop dripping...

 

"Eww," he said, mopping up

 

the mess with an Ewok

 

corpse, mangled and mutilated from

 

it's run in with the

 

Giant Amorphous Bantha Breakfast Biscuit

 

. "claim your refund" demanded Darth

 

Pooh, as he dexterously disemboweled

 

several nunchaku wielding Ugnaughts with

 

his red, curve handled lightsaber

 

which he got from his

 

Brothers dead cold body last

 

year on the green moon

 

in orbit around the DeathStar.

 

Meanwhile, Lobot and IG-88 went

 

skiing merrily down the mountainside

 

on the planet ren var

 

until they collided with a

 

Superweapon that resembled the Destructive

 

and awesome mega-gun known as

 

the mega chili bean burrito

 

. Much chaos ensued, but Lobot

 

remained calm. Sensing his opportunity

 

has come, IG-88 turned against

 

him and shot his little