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"Five words per post" story (humor)

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by DarthDrew, Aug 12, 2003.

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  1. Alishu06

    Alishu06 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    nose, that wouldn't stop dripping...
     
  2. __Vader__

    __Vader__ Jedi Knight star 3

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    "Eww," he said, mopping up
     
  3. Alishu06

    Alishu06 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    the mess with an Ewok
     
  4. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    corpse, mangled and mutilated from
     
  5. Zizz

    Zizz Jedi Master star 4

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    it's run in with the
     
  6. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Amorphous_Bantha_Breakfast_Biscuit]Giant Amorphous Bantha Breakfast Biscuit [/link]
     
  7. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    . "claim your refund" demanded Darth
     
  8. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Pooh, as he dexterously disemboweled
     
  9. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

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    several nunchaku wielding Ugnaughts with
     
  10. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    his red, curve handled lightsaber
     
  11. FaithInTheDarkSide

    FaithInTheDarkSide Jedi Padawan star 4

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    which he got from his
     
  12. Darth Aiser

    Darth Aiser Jedi Master star 4

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    Brothers dead cold body last
     
  13. Cinnamon_Windu

    Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    year on the green moon
     
  14. Darth Aiser

    Darth Aiser Jedi Master star 4

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    in orbit around the DeathStar.
     
  15. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

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    Meanwhile, Lobot and IG-88 went
     
  16. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    skiing merrily down the mountainside
     
  17. Darth Aiser

    Darth Aiser Jedi Master star 4

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    on the planet ren var
     
  18. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    until they collided with a
     
  19. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    Superweapon that resembled the Destructive
     
  20. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

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    and awesome mega-gun known as
     
  21. Jacen_Solo14

    Jacen_Solo14 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    the mega chili bean burrito
     
  22. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    . Much chaos ensued, but Lobot
     
  23. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

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    remained calm. Sensing his opportunity
     
  24. FaithInTheDarkSide

    FaithInTheDarkSide Jedi Padawan star 4

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    has come, IG-88 turned against
     
  25. Darth Aiser

    Darth Aiser Jedi Master star 4

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    him and shot his little
     
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