"Five words per post" story (humor)

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  1. Alishu06 Jedi Master

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    nose, that wouldn't stop dripping...
  2. __Vader__ Force Ghost

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    "Eww," he said, mopping up
  3. Alishu06 Jedi Master

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  4. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost

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    corpse, mangled and mutilated from
  5. Zizz Force Ghost

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    it's run in with the
  6. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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  7. 694377 Force Ghost

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    . "claim your refund" demanded Darth
  8. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost

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    Pooh, as he dexterously disemboweled
  9. Juke Skywalker Chosen One

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    several nunchaku wielding Ugnaughts with
  10. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

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    his red, curve handled lightsaber
  11. FaithInTheDarkSide Jedi Master

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  12. Darth Aiser Force Ghost

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    Brothers dead cold body last
  13. Cinnamon_Windu Jedi Youngling

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  14. Darth Aiser Force Ghost

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    in orbit around the DeathStar.
  15. Juke Skywalker Chosen One

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    Meanwhile, Lobot and IG-88 went
  16. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    skiing merrily down the mountainside
  17. Darth Aiser Force Ghost

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  18. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    until they collided with a
  19. 694377 Force Ghost

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    Superweapon that resembled the Destructive
  20. Juke Skywalker Chosen One

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    and awesome mega-gun known as
  21. Jacen_Solo14 Jedi Master

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    the mega chili bean burrito
  22. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    . Much chaos ensued, but Lobot
  23. Juke Skywalker Chosen One

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    remained calm. Sensing his opportunity
  24. FaithInTheDarkSide Jedi Master

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    has come, IG-88 turned against
  25. Darth Aiser Force Ghost

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