Five Words Per Post Story Thread

Here one can post five words that tell a story relating to Star Wars, with the next poster continuing where the previous poster left off.

I'll start off:

One day Darth Vader was...

in deep meditation contemplating the. . . . .

ways of the Dark Side.

while sitting in his chamber

reading the 'Death Star Daily'

he saw an ad for

on the Disney Channel Network

a documentary about the recent

unexplained communications disruption at the

local desert cantina where he

didn't like the house band.

Apparently, a large pack of

jogan fruit was sent to

Jabba who farted loudly afterwards

causing a mile of stinking

stench that made the atmosphere

stink like a vile and

smelly sock. Meanwhile Darth Vador

soiled himself and asked Sidious

"What was in that soup?"

"Fava beans, or Tauntaun crap?"

Sidious replied with a sneer...

both my young apprentice, and

Jabba sneezed on it too

Vader took another bite and