Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

the most recent poisoning attempt

 

done by none other than

 

, he suspected, his own wife!

 

"Honey! Tea time! Again!" she

 

called, but he ignored her.

 

Luckily his Jello stash was

 

hidden in his pants for

 

emergencies like this, he plotted

 

a course for couples counseling.

 

Which he failed miserably, so

 

he ate his own head.

 

Vader saw Luke playing Pokemon


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and decided to challenge him

 

with his newly caught Gizka.

 

But Luke's Pikachu was powerful


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with force lightning (Gizka's weakness).

 

Unfortunately, Vader got zapped, too!

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"Why am I always getting

 

shocked?" Vader wailed. Obi-Wan laughed

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and sent out his Charizard*



*Aka winged krayt dragon. The noise Obi-wan used in A new hope to frighten off the sand people was actually coming from Charizard's pokeball.

 

Blackhole E Snoke

Please remember that it must be five words per post, not a whole sentence.

 

Yeah I know that. That second * sentence wasn't part of the story, just an added joke.

 

Alright, my apologies. Just make sure you let others know it was a joke and not part of the main sentence. Perhaps putting it in brackets could help.

 

to take down the ship

 

. "Snoke's here, already?!" Palpatine fretted