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he translated to Kikuyu, instead.

 

C3PO was there just in

 

case someone needed a tissue

 

. Jawas are quite sensitive creatures.

 

But also savage beasts that

 

eat humans right before they

 

Like posts of self sorrow

 

while drinking their blue milk

 

And training to be Jedi

 

while trying not to have

 

flashbacks from the battle of

 

Weed Lands that caused hallucinations.

 

Once the Tuskan Raiders left,

 

Vader decided to turn back

 

to the light side. Once

 

he got there, though, Obi-Wan

 

was drinking wine and laughing

 

so hysterically that he didn't

 

realize he was naked. Meanwhile

 

Roger Ebert donned a lightsaber

 

accidentally beheaded himself, so Vader

 

kicked the body aside, commanded

 

his troops to look for

 

the head as it rolled

 

down the hill. They tried