Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Jedi_Kenobi32, Dec 6, 2012.
Williams from S-Mart. "Deadies!" Ash
wanted to Rebels to be
terrible so no one would watch it.
He repeated to Feloni "Deadites!"
Feloni said emphatically What the..........
....TO BE CONTINUED NEXT POST!
The new scroll appeared showing
a foolproof, timehonored recipe for
an epic story that has
existed since at least 1977.
It was so popular that
audiences left the theatre immediately
or else began lobbing tomatoes
at dissenting audience members. Disney
then stopped selling tomatoes at
Episode 7 screenings. Ironically, bricks
were sold but even those
were a pain to transport.
So they bought a pallet
of toilet paper, water pistols,
which made a larger mess.
Still, Episode 7 made billions
, the Disney execs made money
, and the theaters ended up
running the film for 24hrs