Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Jedi_Kenobi32, Dec 6, 2012.
which made George Lucas so
happy. It fed his ego
chocolate-covered hoojibs, metaphorically speaking, with
copies of the Holliday Special
and threw them at fans
. Lucas ego metaphors were weird.
Indeed they were, said Darth
Vaderet who was the female
Orn Free Taa cosplayer, confusingly.
started to dance with a
cardboard standee of Adam Driver.
The standee spontaneously combusted, resulting
in a major conflaguration leading
to an explosion near the
cash bar. The Tonnika sisters
were not really sisters, but
related by clone mixed DNA
and their enthusiasm for Wampas.
"We heart wampas!" they exclaimed.
The Tonnika sisters were run
out of town shortly thereafter,
becoming "Thelma and Louise" like.
Their movie, "Tonnika Rising", didn't
have anything to do with
Cad Bane in the EU