Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

construct the deadliest lightsaber that

 

could be used by Jedi.

 

It had 16 blades, a pair of pliers, a strobe light, a wine bottle opener and a toothpick!

(My birthday, folks. Please forgive me for cheating. )

Sent using Tapatalk this was.

 

It was... THE SWISS-ARMY LIGHTSABER!!!!

 

And it only cost Nineteen

 

credits an ounce. It's a

 

one time deal! Order it

 

before scalpers get to them!

 

Liam Neeson appeared out of

 

nowhere, claiming to be the

 

sole inventor and stock owner.

 

But his claim was disputed

 

This prompted an invasion of

by the Intergalactic Handyman Clan

 

the Daleks and Weeping Angels.

 

Missy was their legal counsel.

 

The Doctor was jealous and

 

decided to sue his enemies

 

for all the wealth of

 

the Republic and Federation combined.

 

Padmé advised that he shouldn't

 

, because he would lose badly.

 

The Doctor then said sternly

 

, "You need to mind your

 

garden!" Tending furiously, Corde and

 

Padme decided to try something