Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

for several years now. He

 

was secretly Jack Palpatine, the

 

brother of Sheev Palpatine, but

 

the much uglier version, who

 

was not going to get

 

Rey to date him. Although

 

this plan was most likely

 

to work on Maz Kanata

 

who would fall for a

 

plate of Bantha poodoo, when

 

suddenly in popped Chewie, who

 

was eating a fried Porg

 

on a stick. He got

 

diarrhea because of his allergy

 

to feathers. He would break

 

the Falcon's windows but fell

 

out the airlock. Han grabbed

 

on, and landed in mud.

 

This would be a very dirty

 

night for all involved. EWWWW!

 

Screamed the young Jedi who

 

was betting Barcelona vs. Madrid

 

would be a Tie especially

 

because Hux tripped over a

 

big old dude from around