Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

and then decided to suddenly

 

call in the big guns.

 

"The Big Guns" dance troupe

 

was more than Luke could

 

cooked a Chewbacca soup for

 

green screen protesters. They objected

 

to dancing for Luke because

 

he refused to use green

 

peppers in his pasta dishes.

 

Chili peppers were the best

 

in stew because stormtroopers have

 

low tolerance for bland foods.

 

Their spicy Mandalorian heritage demands

 

that they run the risk

 

of adding bantha poodoo into

 

Emperor Palpatine's favourite salad. Predictably

 

this leads to major attrition

 

and some necks angrily crushed

 

by Lord Vader and Palpatine.

 

Meanwhile, in a completely different

 

plane of reality, Waru watched

 

the distant horizon for signs

 

of a gateway between planes.

 

The Great and Holy Waru,