Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

, there was a deafening bellow,

 

black clouds rose from Orodruin,

 

dogs and cats lived together,

 

the disco roller rink reopened,

 

and SW fandom was healed.

 

Gozer and Piggy's "Red Wedding"

 

resulted in gajillions of midi-chlorians

 

leaking from Han Solo's impressive

 

new ship, The Century Hawk.

 

Now midi-chlorians drifted through space

 

searching a new Chosen One

 

with whom they could make

 

play wacky pranks on Watto.

 

But they couldn't find any

 

pranksters occupying interstellar space. Instead

 

they pranked watto themselves, by

 

knocking on his door and

 

selling encyclopedias. Watto bought every

 

book, but had to pay

 

for Kira's fancy new lightsaber

 

which cost the poor Toydarian

 

his eternal soul. Pleading for

 

assistance from the ghosts of

 

Bing Crosby and Princess Diana

 

, Watto sacrificed Dewback eggs for