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walked off the set. "Well

 

, guess someone should call George."

 

Carrie said to her cat.

 

"Nah," he meowed. "Call Shia."

 

Carrie's cat, Mittens, jumped and

 

flew over to the phone.

 

Somehow she dialed the phone.

 

It rang twice before being

 

picked up. "Meow, Meow, Shia?"

 

Masculine meows returned through the

 

receiver. Shia Skywalker promised to

 

rescue the film....after he

 

reshot every scene with Mittens

 

and himself in sequined suits.

 

"Star Wars: Shia and Mittens"

 

premiered 6 months later, after

 

much anticipation. Critics RAVED! The

 

Cat Critics, naturally. Most audiences

 

sat in stunned silence. Abrams

 

, waking up from being tranquilized,

 

vowed to never ever let

 

anyone near them again or

 

lend Kennedy his tranquilizer gun.

 

And to lay off stims.

 

Apologizing through song, Abrams managed