Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

The Admiral rejoiced! He asked

 

for wine. "Admiral Sharknado!" Vader

 

called him. His real name

 

was Sharkus the Second. He

 

ruled a bottomless sea of

 

Mon Calamari. Plus Quarren and

 

submersible battle droids on Dac.

 

His nickname "The Underwater Dancer"

 

he was a showgirl , with

 

dreams of dancing for love

 

of credits. Bantha fur trousers

 

covered his legs. He had

 

a diary of sad tales

 

of failed loves and enchantments.

 

involving Neimoidian /Ortolan forbidden love

 

. Admiral Sharknado, you see, was

 

very,very,very,very drunk

 

one night and he went

 

to a bar featuring shady

 

magical death stick tricks. "Amazing!"

 

he said "I see EXISTENCE!"

 

This caught the attention of

 

the Agents of The Matrix.

 

As he did the superman

 

and flew away. Sheev, annoyed,