Games Five Words Per Post Story Thread

the ear, 'twas the nose

 

said Luke, defensively. Tarkin puked

 

all over his clean tabard

 

which now smelled like Padme's

 

Head wrapped in a wet

 

towel that was covered in

 

hutt drool. Sploosh, so sad.

 

Tarkin started to sing like

 

a sailor and tipped over

 

Jabba's hookah. Then he yodeled

 

and woke baby wicket up

 

who gave luke an expecting

 

upwards kick in the pants

 

that sent him flying into

 

a trash compactor in which

 

unleashed a laser beam that

 

then conviniently destroyed the planet

 

of the free loving misfits

 

which was no big loss.

 

because they all went to

 

hell. Luke groaned and bit

 

and pinched Tarkin on the

 

nipple. Tarkin started to giggle

 

like a child and said,

 

teary-eyed "Stop that tickles, can't