Five Words Per Post Story Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Jedi_Kenobi32, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    you pinch me somewhere else?"
  2. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Luke grinned evilly and increased
  3. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    the Imperial budget to include
  4. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    electric automated nipple-twisters for Tarkin
  5. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    Tarkin approved the budget then
  6. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    punched Vader in the stomach
  7. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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  8. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    turn back to the light side
  9. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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  10. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    because he force-choked padmé again
  11. V-2 Force Ghost

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    and again and again. Meanwhile,
  12. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Someone farted, interrupting Obiwan's meditation
  13. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    which was going nowhere anyway
    Last edited by DarthRelaxus, Dec 13, 2012
  14. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    So Obiwan left the temple
  15. V-2 Force Ghost

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    to burn. The younglings screamed
  16. Attariel Jedi Padawan

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    as they farted rainbows and
  17. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    candy-canes until the dark lord
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  18. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    had had enough and stopped
    Last edited by DarthRelaxus, Dec 13, 2012
  19. Attariel Jedi Padawan

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    it with the use of
    Last edited by Attariel, Dec 13, 2012
  20. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    duct tape, the universal problem-solver.
    Last edited by benknobi1, Dec 13, 2012
  21. Attariel Jedi Padawan

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    only to find that the
  22. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    sticky side was pink, not
  23. Attariel Jedi Padawan

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    the fushion adhesive that couldnt
  24. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    protect someone from Hutt spit.
  25. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Because Hutt spit turns you