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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Jedi_Kenobi32, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    you pinch me somewhere else?"
     
  2. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Luke grinned evilly and increased
     
  3. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    the Imperial budget to include
     
  4. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    electric automated nipple-twisters for Tarkin
     
  5. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Tarkin approved the budget then
     
  6. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    punched Vader in the stomach
     
  7. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    hard enough to make him
     
  8. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    turn back to the light side
     
  9. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    but only for a moment
     
  10. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    because he force-choked padmé again
     
  11. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Master star 5

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    and again and again. Meanwhile,
     
  12. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Someone farted, interrupting Obiwan's meditation
     
  13. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    which was going nowhere anyway
     
  14. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    So Obiwan left the temple
     
  15. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Master star 5

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    to burn. The younglings screamed
     
  16. Attariel

    Attariel Jedi Youngling star 1

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    as they farted rainbows and
     
  17. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    candy-canes until the dark lord
     
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  18. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    had had enough and stopped
     
  19. Attariel

    Attariel Jedi Youngling star 1

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    it with the use of
     
  20. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    duct tape, the universal problem-solver.
     
  21. Attariel

    Attariel Jedi Youngling star 1

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    only to find that the
     
  22. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    sticky side was pink, not
     
  23. Attariel

    Attariel Jedi Youngling star 1

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    the fushion adhesive that couldnt
     
  24. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    protect someone from Hutt spit.
     
  25. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Because Hutt spit turns you