Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Jedi_Kenobi32, Dec 6, 2012.
you pinch me somewhere else?"
Luke grinned evilly and increased
the Imperial budget to include
electric automated nipple-twisters for Tarkin
Tarkin approved the budget then
punched Vader in the stomach
hard enough to make him
turn back to the light side
but only for a moment
because he force-choked padmé again
and again and again. Meanwhile,
Someone farted, interrupting Obiwan's meditation
which was going nowhere anyway
So Obiwan left the temple
to burn. The younglings screamed
as they farted rainbows and
candy-canes until the dark lord
had had enough and stopped
it with the use of
duct tape, the universal problem-solver.
only to find that the
sticky side was pink, not
the fushion adhesive that couldnt
protect someone from Hutt spit.
Because Hutt spit turns you