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  1. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    check this out for those of you that like kevin smith movies nad arnt affraid to get drunk. we need to try this some time.oh yea I got this off the veiwaskiew web site.

    DRINKS ASKEW! (VIEW ASKEW DRINKING GAMES - COMPLETE FILE)

    VISIT NEWS ASKEW @ http://www.newsaskew.com!

    General Rules (Apply To All 3 Films...)
    · Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
    · A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
    · Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
    · A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws, Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink).
    · A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion.)
    · Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
    · Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
    · Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
    · Walt Flanagan's dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
    · (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.

    THE OFFICIAL "CLERKS" DRINKING GAME

    Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com)

    Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates!

    http://www.newsaskew.com/clerks

    ONE Sip WHEN...
    · Someone buys a pack of cigarettes (2 if this person happens to be a little girl).
    · A customer asks, "Are you open?" (3 drinks if the reply is "NO!!!").
    · Dante proclaims, "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
    · A lyric from "Berserker" is sung.
    · Dante slams the cash register door closed in anger.
    · A reference to Star Wars is made.

    TWO Sips WHEN...
    · Someone says "37".
    · A scene is inserted to allow a cut to break up a long take.
    · Quik Stop or RST Video's doors are locked during normal business hours.
    · Randall insults a customer.
    · Someone mentions smelling the odor of shoe polish.
    · Someone says, "Bunch of savages in this town."

    THREE Sips WHEN...
    · Someone screws a dead guy.
    · A word from from one of your high school vocabulary quizzes that you can't define appears onscreen.
    · Lenin's Tomb is onscreen.
    · Randal is seen "working" behind the counter at RST video.

    SPECIAL CASE
    · Silent Bob has a line (6 big ones!).

    THE OFFICIAL "MALLRATS" DRINKING GAME

    Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com)

    Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates!

    http://www.newsaskew.com/mallrats

    ONE Sip WHEN...
    · Silent Bob attempts the Jedi mind trick.
    · T.S. whines about Brandi.
    · You catch a glimpse of Brodie's dixie cup.
    · Rene gets pissed at Brodie (2 if she physically hits him in the process).
    · Bare breasts are seen onscreen.
    · The food court is seen or mentioned.

    TWO Sips WHEN...
    · Brodie waxes philosophical on comic books.
    · Willam tries to find the hidden picture.
    · LaFours takes off or loses his hat.
    · Rene's outfit miraculously changes between scenes in the mall.
    · Somebody notices an unsupervised child riding the escalator.
    · Shannon touches someone on the ass.
    · Brodie says, "Holy ****!".

    THREE Sips WHEN...
    · A character describes Shannon's sexual habits.
    · The Easter Bunny is accosted.
    · Brodie discusses superhero sex organs or Lois Lane's fertility.
    · Jay and Silent Bob make a failed attempt to wreck the stage.
    · Someone mentions the back seat of a volkswagon.
    · Brodie refers to the place as "my mall".

    SPECIAL CASES
    · The last person to scream in terror at the sight of Mr. Svenning's bare ass drinks 5.
    (In the event of a tie, EVERYONE drinks 5.)
    · When Brodie offers a sip out of his dixie cup to Shannon, finish your beer!

    THE OFFICIAL "CHASING AMY" DRINKING GAME

    Created By: Brad Plevyak (brad@newsaskew.com) & Chris Alley (chris@newsaskew.com)

    Visit the official homepage for the latest news and updates!

    http://www.newsaskew.com/chasingamy

    ONE Sip WHEN...
    · Someone says the word "lesbian".
    · A character tells a story that invol
     
  2. Joseph_Orion

    Joseph_Orion Jedi Master star 4

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    and what if we think Kevin Smith films suck? like me? lol I want a star wars drinking game
     
  3. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    then you just have to find it or make it up.
     
  4. Joseph_Orion

    Joseph_Orion Jedi Master star 4

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    i'll make one then!
     
  5. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    ok make it good.
     
  6. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    They obviously hadn't taken J&SBSB into account when writing that, on the general rules alone, you couldn't do it, cuz you'd be drinking about every 2.5 seconds. They didn't figure on doing 90 minutes of references to everything ever done in the other movies. In the commentary track Kevin Smith called it "a 20 million dollar in joke"
     
  7. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    what I dont get is where does that damn monkey come in before the Jay &Silent bob strike back. Is it in mall rats?
     
  8. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Yep. it was Mallrats. At the end when they do one of those "and then this happened to them" like in Animal House, et al.
     
  9. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    bull shiz .when after the credits?
     
  10. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    You know, they show Brody on his late night show, Shannon in prison, etc. The very last one is J&SB walking off into the sunset w/ an orangatuan
     
  11. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    oh yea I saw that part , thats it , thats the only time.
    that was why I thought it was on in another movie.
     
  12. Jedi_Nova

    Jedi_Nova Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Next to Lucas and Star Wars, Kevin Smith and his movies are the BEST!
     
  13. chunk_the_jawa

    chunk_the_jawa Jedi Knight star 5

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    I second that. I actualy had meet jason lee before any of the movies like at least ten or so years ago , he used to be a pro skateboarder for a company called blind . and I meet him at a demo out in california , he's a nut for sure.not that that makes a rats arse of coolness for me but I thought it was cool when I saw mall rats I was like hey I met that guy way back when he was a board dork.
     
  14. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    ive seen star wars drinking games . ihave also seen sienfeld , cheers ... you name it someone has made a drinking game for it .

    i'll find the link and post it .
     
  15. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You name it, we'll drink to it.
     
  16. Jedi_Nova

    Jedi_Nova Jedi Youngling star 2

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    When my fiance and I went to see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back I was rollin! There were about 10 oher people there laughing as hard as I was, and the rest of the audience was looking around wondering what the heck we were laughing at. If you hand not seen his other 4 movies that movie would not have been funny!
     
  17. JediDragon

    JediDragon Jedi Master star 5

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    it's NOT a monkey! :p Orangutans are apes.
     
  18. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It's not a tumor!!

    Sorry, completely unrelated movie reference, probably belonged in Word association.
     
  19. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I have no idea if anyone else was laughing when we saw it as a group. We were all laughing so much that I forgot there were other people in the theatre.
     
  20. Jedi_Nova

    Jedi_Nova Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Ahhh a Kindergarten Cop reference....

    Impressive........
    Most impressive
     
  21. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I saw J&SBSB at the 1st show on Sunday, the weekend it opened with my GF, it was the two of us and a large group of people who had all come together, all with bibles in hand, reading them as we waited to go into the room.

    They never laughed, our speculation was that they were the group from their Church assigned after the service to go check out the new film from the "devil" who made Dogma and report back to the rest of the congregation.

    Oh and there were about 5 teenagers in the front row who laughed at everything too.
     
  22. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    it was like being the kids from south park watching a$$es of fire .
     
  23. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Thank you, I was trying to think of a good analogy for that. You hit it head on DH
     
  24. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    here it is !

    http://www.webtender.com/handbook/games/


    To play the Star Wars Drinking Game, you will need:

    The Star Wars Trilogy on tape (one movie for a short game)
    An ample supply of your favorite beverage.
    A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to happen all around you. Kapow! (optional)

    Begin by inserting your weatherbeaten "Star Wars" videotape into the big slot on your VCR. Dim the lights for dramatic effect, and play the tape. The game begins right as "20th Century Fox" appears on the screen.

    Once the game has begun, you watch the movie for the listed events. Every time one of them occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink.

    Drink when:
    Someone has a bad feeling about this.
    It's their only hope.
    An entire planet is described as having one climate.
    Somebody gets choked.
    A woman other than Leia is on screen
    An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)
    Somebody's hand gets cut off.
    A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
    There is a tremor in the Force.
    It's not someone's fault
    One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
    A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
    Someone exclaims "No!"
    Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
    Twice if it's not Han
    Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end
    Someone is mind-controled using the Force
    People kiss
    A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
    Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
    Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
    Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
    An elaborately made up alien has no lines
    Someone or something tries to get money from Han
    Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
    Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
    An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people. (Fourteen seconds. Count'em.)
    It is Luke's destiny.
    Luke whines.
    Luke discovers a long-lost relative.
    Luke fights monsters or savages.
    Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.
    Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.
    Luke is upside-down
    Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
    Twice if they speak to each other
    Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
    Luke refuses to take someone's advice
    Luke yells "Artooooo!"
    Leia insults somebody.
    Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
    Twice if it covers her neck
    Three times if she's almost totally nude
    Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.
    Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")
    Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.
    Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.
    Something doesn't work on the Falcon
    Twice if it's the hyperdrive
    Yoda uses bad grammar.
    Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.
    R2-D2 gets thrashed.
    R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around.
    C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)
    C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
    A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
    Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
    A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
    A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
    Tarkin brags about the Death Star.

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  25. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    it wouldnt take long to get ripped .
     
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