So, I just received important information that someone here hates puppies. With hatred so strong that it borders on abuse. All kinds of puppies. Even those that are ten times more charming that Arnold, the pig from Green Acres. Since no single person has the intelligence smarts enough to think of a solution, I'm appealing to the forum for possible solutions in order to find the correct response to this Earth shattering issue:
there's a lot of important information missing here. this person has a puppy? that's unclear. what are the merits of the puppy? where did you get this information? was green acres really the best thing to reference? is this actually serious and you are being merely facetious?
Unclear, but hates them with a passion. The same merits as all innocent creatures self-investigated. Yes. But My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic would be a solid comparison as well. Don't know.
Who is Wocky? Does he have information about this dire puppy situation? Who will speak for them? Who, I ask!
Yeah, I can think of another thread that was dumb as well, but that never stopped anyone before. But then again, perhaps you're reacting this way simply because you have an extreme persecution complex. Who can tell these things?
Since the person hasn't grown up yet, only time will tell. Oh, you mean when the puppies themselves grow up...ZING! In that case, I'm hopeful. Very hopeful.
Neither... I think one got bored over in the barren wasteland burial ground that is the senate and came over here to say hello and the other is cranky and needs a nap.
Oh, I don't know... If by "drugs," you really mean "insightful and intelligent conversation with tolerant people" and by "confiscate" you really mean "finally engage in..." Then I love you too man. I mean the puppies...The puppies love you too.
Can I shoot this person with a gun, or should I give the gun to the puppy hoping it'll know how to use it?
Everyone knows that everybody's vote is visible right? In any case, Mr44, do you actually know if this person owns a puppy?
I think it is a just a problem with perception. There seems to be a focus on puppy negativity so there is the perception of puppy abuse. I think it's unfounded and simply a result of democrat bias.
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