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JCC For The Love of Puppies and Maybe Rainbows Too

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mr44, Dec 5, 2013.

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What Would You Do?

Poll closed Dec 12, 2013.
  1. Ignore it. The puppy abuser is part of the cool clique, so to mention anything risks their wrath.

    16.7%
  2. Watch the situation like the UN, but if the puppy was worthwhile, it would fight its own battles.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Take moderate action. Rationally discuss how hatred and abuse is wrong, and hope the abuser changes.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Take Immediate action. Rescue the puppy and report the hater to the ASPCA.

    83.3%
  1. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So, I just received important information that someone here hates puppies. With hatred so strong that it borders on abuse. All kinds of puppies. Even those that are ten times more charming that Arnold, the pig from Green Acres.

    Since no single person has the intelligence smarts enough to think of a solution, I'm appealing to the forum for possible solutions in order to find the correct response to this Earth shattering issue:
     
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  2. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    there's a lot of important information missing here. this person has a puppy? that's unclear. what are the merits of the puppy? where did you get this information? was green acres really the best thing to reference? is this actually serious and you are being merely facetious?
     
  3. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Unclear, but hates them with a passion.
    The same merits as all innocent creatures
    self-investigated.
    Yes. But My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic would be a solid comparison as well.
    Don't know.
     
  4. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    It's a lie, right? You're the puppy and Wocky's kicking you again?
     
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  5. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Feb 18, 2005
    Rainbows.
     
  6. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Who is Wocky? Does he have information about this dire puppy situation?

    Who will speak for them? Who, I ask!
     
  7. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001

    He is Wocky. He speaks for the Users.
     
  8. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Well this thread is dumb.
     
  9. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    May 21, 2002
    [​IMG]

    Yeah, I can think of another thread that was dumb as well, but that never stopped anyone before. But then again, perhaps you're reacting this way simply because you have an extreme persecution complex. Who can tell these things?
     
  10. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
    Who has the extreme persecution complex, the one persecuting or the one persecuting the persecuter?
     
  11. New_York_Jedi

    New_York_Jedi Force Ghost star 6

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    Mar 16, 2002
    Does the person hate all dogs, or just puppies, and will tolerate them once they grow up?
     
  12. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    May 21, 2002
    Since the person hasn't grown up yet, only time will tell. Oh, you mean when the puppies themselves grow up...ZING!

    In that case, I'm hopeful. Very hopeful.
     
  13. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005

    Neither... I think one got bored over in the barren wasteland burial ground that is the senate and came over here to say hello and the other is cranky and needs a nap.
     
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  14. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Apr 17, 2006
    Mr44, I'm gonna have to confiscate whatever drugs you're on.
     
  15. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh, I don't know... If by "drugs," you really mean "insightful and intelligent conversation with tolerant people" and by "confiscate" you really mean "finally engage in..."

    Then I love you too man. I mean the puppies...The puppies love you too.
     
  16. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Did Vivec quash your dreams of teleportation or something?
     
  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Can I shoot this person with a gun, or should I give the gun to the puppy hoping it'll know how to use it?
     
  18. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    beware the clique.
     
  19. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Yeah, I'm totally Sean's wingman.
     
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  20. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 27, 2005
    Everyone knows that everybody's vote is visible right?

    In any case, Mr44, do you actually know if this person owns a puppy?
     
  21. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Chosen One star 5

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    Feb 15, 2000
    I think it is a just a problem with perception. There seems to be a focus on puppy negativity so there is the perception of puppy abuse. I think it's unfounded and simply a result of democrat bias.
     
  22. duende

    duende Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 28, 2006
    monseiur quarante-quatre!!!

    take a navel orange and deeply pierce it with a paring knife 44 times.
    stuff 44 coffee beans into the slits.
    place the orange in a large widemouthed jar (that has a tight seal) and add one liter of white rum.
    add 44 teaspoons of sugar, seal and store in a cool dark place for - you got it - 44 days.
    i think we can handle that!
    i think a rum tasting party in 44 days is in order, don't you? my new polynesian shot glasses are ready.
    i'll keep you all posted...