Forcemania

I have an idea. It's like a spoof for wrestling except it's with Jedi and Sith and has the force. In an arena where they battle it out cutting each other's body parts off.(But don't worry it will grow back in time.) To start it off, i'm gonna post off some battles between Jedi and Sith and you will post your guesses on who will win each battle. For example in one battle, the one with the most votes on who'll win is the winner.
So let's start it off with Force Fighters Entertainment: FORCEMANIA!!!
Deadline for Forcemania: May 10, 2004

Matches:
FFE Championship Match
Yoda v.s. Darth Sidious (with lightsaber)
Cruiserweight Championship Match
Luke v.s. Anakin
Tag Team Championship Match
Anakin and Obi-Wan v.s. count Dooku and Asajj Ventress
Galaxy Championship Match
Ulic-Qel Droma v.s. Quinlan Vos
Ladies' Championship Mach
Adi Gallia v.s. Asajj Ventress

FORCEMANIA!!!
Where it all begins... here.

 

Commercial:
One day, one man had one dream. A dream which would electrify all audiences of all ages. His dream was called FORCEMANIA!!!
FORCEMANIA!!! On May 10, 2004, in one arena called Geonosis Arena, men and women will fight the battle of their lives. This will be FORCEMANIA!!!

To start up the results, I'll vote because nobody is voting right now.
For the FFE Championship:
Yoda
For the Cruiserweight Championship:
Anakin Skywalker
For the Tag Team Championship:
Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress
For the Galaxy Championship:
Ulic-Qel Droma
Ladies' Championship:
Asajj Ventress

Please vote for your favorites. The people at FFE are anticipating the highly gratified event. The only problem is; they can't use the computer.

 

Matches:
FFE Championship Match
Yoda v.s. Darth Sidious (with lightsaber) <<--YODA
Cruiserweight Championship Match
Luke v.s. Anakin <<--Anakin

Tag Team Championship Match
Anakin and Obi-Wan v.s. count Dooku and Asajj Ventress <<--The Jedi, of course

Galaxy Championship Match
Ulic-Qel Droma v.s. Quinlan Vos
<<--Ulic-Qel Droma

Ladies' Championship Mach
Adi Gallia v.s. Asajj Ventress <<--the Ventress

 

Matches:
FFE Championship Match
---Yoda

Cruiserweight Championship Match
--- Anakin

Tag Team Championship Match
---Anakin and Obi-Wan!!!

Galaxy Championship Match
---Ulic-Qel Droma

Ladies' Championship Mach
--- Asajj Ventress

Yeah!!

 

Matches:
FFE Championship Match
Yoda, without a doubt

Cruiserweight Championship Match
Anakin, because Luke's a whiny ass

Tag Team Championship Match
oh come on! the Sith will triumph! Dooku and Asajj, definitely.

Galaxy Championship Match
i'd vote for Quinlan Vos, but i can't remember either character.

Ladies' Championship Mach
> Asajj, of course. was there ever any doubt?

--rejj ventress

 

Matches:
FFE Championship Match
Yoda v.s. Darth Sidious (with lightsaber) ---> definitely Dooku, he has the skill, the power and most importantly the anger and ruthlessness as all Sith are known to embrace, he didn?t lose the fight with Master Yoda in Episode 2, he chose to retreat as he did not plan on confronting the Jedi at that point, and he was also drained of the Dark Side of the Force in the previous battle with Anakin Skywalker, at that point, Count Dooku was not prepared for a tag team match.

Cruiserweight Championship Match
Luke v.s. Anakin ---> Anakin will surely defeat his whiny son, he was much stronger in the Force and Luke?s only claim to fame is that he talked his dad into turning from the Dark Side, must have been all his whining, that?s sure to make anyone give up.

Tag Team Championship Match
Anakin and Obi-Wan v.s. count Dooku and Asajj Ventress ---> without a doubt, the Sith would win this fight, while Asajj may be full of hatred, she remains respectful of the teachings of the Dark Side, and Dooku would easily be able to guide her anger against the Jedi, and there is too much tension between the two Jedi, Anakin cannot follow his own master Obi-Wan, who is too caught up in dealing with the Sith to know when to retreat,
And as we all know, to win in a wrestling match, one must cheat, and who better to do that than the Sith.

Galaxy Championship Match
Ulic-Qel Droma v.s. Quinlan Vos ---> i?d like Ulic-Qel Droma to win because he?s got a cooler name, the other guy sounds like a brand of home appliances. Hehehhe sorry, I don?t read EU much, but from what I know, Jedi Droma is strong in the Force from his mother, while Quinlan Vos? ancestral roots may have been Force-sensitive/powerful, but not formally trained in the Jedi arts by a true master, the potential for mastery of the Force is limited.

Ladies' Championship Mach
Adi Gallia v.s. Asajj Ventress ---> Asajj Ventress hands down! She?s much cooler and wears a nicer outfit, heheheh actually, while Adi Gallia may be a skilled warrior, she utilizes a reverse grip on her lightsaber, which limits the reach during a battle, while Asajj uses a much faster one handed grip and more often uses two sabers on her opponents, hence the superior fighting ability.

 

Thanks everone for voting!
(This does not mean voting is closed.)

 

FFE Championship Match
Yoda, definitely!

Cruiserweight Championship Match
Anakin

Tag Team Championship Match
Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress

Galaxy Championship Match
Ulic-Qel Droma

Ladies' Championship Mach
Asajj Ventress


Just a comment on one of the previous posts...isn't Count Dooku (Darth Tyranus) the one Yoda dueled against in ATOC and not Darth Sidious? Careless mistake I guess, hehe, it happens