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Forget the martians, we're being invaded by ants!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 16, 2002.

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  1. Jumping Jedi Flash

    Jumping Jedi Flash Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Forget the martians, we're being invaded by ants!

    Shouldnt that be the europeans are being invaded, iam English or British.
     
  2. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    [image=http://www.sterlingtimes.co.uk/enoch_photo.jpg] <---------JJF
     
  3. Vlad-the-Inhaler

    Vlad-the-Inhaler Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "rivers of ant-juice"
     
  4. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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  5. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL @ OJK. Ya know I was thinking the same thing....

    Hate to be the one to break the bad news to you dan..... Britain is in Europe.
     
  6. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    LOL @ "rivers of ant-juice"
     
  7. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    // ponders

    Thobbing vein versus pulsating artery
     
  8. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Thobbing

    TTG, are you Biggus Dickus?
     
  9. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    don't even go there.
     
  10. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL> What! Life of Brian quotes!
     
  11. Vlad-the-Inhaler

    Vlad-the-Inhaler Jedi Youngling star 1

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    he had a wife you know....

    Incontinentia...........
     
  12. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    I have decided that Alpha has a smutty mind. ;)
     
  13. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ... Buttocks.
     
  14. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    ...Buttocks
     
  15. Vlad-the-Inhaler

    Vlad-the-Inhaler Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Alpha is very cultured

    I understand he speaks several languages very well indeed.........

    ::sets it up.....::
     
  16. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Has pillow talk been elevated to an official language now?
     
  17. Vlad-the-Inhaler

    Vlad-the-Inhaler Jedi Youngling star 1

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    in fact, everyone knows he's a cunning linguist

    :b-dum chhhh::.
     
  18. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    ROTF!!!!

    I've heard he's a feather plucker too...
     
  19. Vlad-the-Inhaler

    Vlad-the-Inhaler Jedi Youngling star 1

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    he's not a pheasant plucker
    he's the pheasant plucker's mate
    he only plucks the pheasants
    when the pheasant pluckers late.....

    my schooldays weren't entirely wasted, you know........
     
  20. Jumping Jedi Flash

    Jumping Jedi Flash Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Britain is in Europe.

    As much as Canada is in the USA?


    Sorry i forget your not supposed to claim your from somewhere thats just rasict and unPC.

    Soon you wouldnt have male/female tick boxes on application forms it will be human? (tick)
    PC gone mad

    My passport says British NOT European.

    Does that mean the queen aint British she hasnt got a passport?
     
  21. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    No no no no. The british are European, the french are european, the spanish are european..... Cápicé. They are not mutually exclusive......

    Where as canadians are North American but not American.....
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ........ [face_plain]
     
  23. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm English first, British second and European way, way last. That's how I see myself if I really want a definition...

    ED: And if you try to suggest in any way that Canadians are connected to that big country below, you're liable to get a slap from them :p
     
  24. Vlad-the-Inhaler

    Vlad-the-Inhaler Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The Queen is German and her husband is Greek...

    and there's nothing wrong with that, except that a bunch of people descended from the Normans (French), Romans (Italians), Celts (Irish) and Vikings (Scandinavians) insist on calling themselves English and getting all snotty about their cultural purity, using her as a prime example.

    all very shortsighted.
     
  25. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    That's a bit of a dumb statement to make considering the amount of true Anglo-Saxon blood running in England's collective veins is very very minimal... if you want to get pedantic, most of us are French, German, Italian or Norse anyway.
     
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