Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sturm Antilles, Aug 1, 2002.
Bloody hell...what, another dive already...??
so...has Sturm returned from who-knows-where yet?
Nobody bothered to do a proper demolition of the old joint? People, we're forgetting traditions!
Aboard the SSD Aggressor, Darth Cain turns to the commander of his flagship.
"Admiral, you have your targeting coordinates. I want every lifeform and structure within down to the last bacteria and piece of paneling vaporized. Understood?"
"Yes my Lord! All portside batteries lock on target! Gunnery officer, transmit firing orders to the fleet! Alert all commands - open fire!"
With a hellish barrage of concussion missile and turbolaser impacts from the SSD and its three ISD escorts, the Outlander Club v 2.0 disappears in an earthshaking conversion of duracrete to plasma, the titanic secondary explosion from the alcohol fumes in the empty kegs roasting several purists alive.
That's more like it
I forgot to blow up the old Club. Thanks for the fill-in, Cane.
You, of all people...??
::: Chews gum, examines clipboard, in a New Jawsey accent :::
Oh, and, uh, do we have a Purist body-count on that last one, Mac...??
(With the hoped-for exceptions of Spike_Spiegal, quietlunatic, and various and sundry other allied associates.)
Of course. I only chained the especially virulent and annoying ones to the speeder bike-posts outside the club
Plus collateral damage to purists is a hallmark of Outlander Club demolitions - last time the flying debris nailed several parked purist speeders
"Jace, you're going down buddy..."
Wildwookiee pulls out the "noisy cricket", aims and fires it at jace...while propelling him backwards out through the front door.
Im back, i can believe i missed killing jacen.
Hey, barkeep......tequilla for me, and a can of oil for my droid here!!!!!!
wha? Someone killed jacen?
you missed the bar fight, unfourtanatly no.
oh, darn... [face_shocked] I mean! Um I'm so glad he's safe!
Give me a glass of milk NOW!
heres a glass of milk fishi.
Give me a glass of Corellian Brandy.
Thankyou, AXL. I shall now drink this milk that you gave me.
*drinks the milk that he gave her*
no problem fishi.
*Looks around new club.* Ooh, shiney.
Lol @ the bios.
Hey I aint that bad! I am just ignorant and childish.
Nothing wrong with childishness.
That is always true lexu.
hi every body
hope i haven't missed anything good or evil?
nope, not to my knowlege...