Forum Game: Destroy that planet!

The point of this game is simple: destroy a planet by any means possible. You have been tasked by the empire to create a new program: the planetary destruction program. Your mission is to think of ways to destroy any planet in the galaxy. Try to be original!

Rules:
1. No Death Star
2. No superweapons
3. No swearing
OK! Lets Play!

 

Here is an example:
I destroy Tatooine with a heat wave and Mexican food.

 

Great first post!

 

I destroy Kashyyyk with a fart and a lighter.

 

i destroy coruscant with a mini emp device.

 

Any other ideas?
I destroy Endor by imprisoning smoky the ewok
After this is done, I set Endor ablaze.

 

I destroy Kamino by dropping a giant toaster into the ocean.

 

I destroy Alderaan by looking in the right place.

 

I destroy the Earth with this thread.

 

I destroy Mustafar by throwing a neomodian at the shield controls.

 

I destroy Utapau by sending in the 212th Attack Battalion, and commencing Order 66.

 

I destroy Yavin 4 by flying there whith a ship fitted with a tracker and bringing the whole imperial fleet to crush the rebel scum.

 

Another good idea, anyone?
I destroy Nar Shadaa with inflation and high taxes.