Frases Enigmáticas de Star Wars

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  1. Eru_Yoda Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 16, 2005
    Vejam bem o que encontrei na net:

    -*- Top Ten Sexually Slanted Lines -*-

    From "A New Hope" - Episode IV

    10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
    9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
    7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
    6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    4. "Sorry about the mess..."
    3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
    2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

    From "Empire Strikes Back" - Episode V

    10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
    9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
    6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
    3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
    1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

    From "Return of the Jedi" - Episode VI

    13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." (C3PO)
    12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han)
    11. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." (Emporer)
    10. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)
    9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO)
    8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab." (Lando) 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)
    6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
    5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." (Jerjerrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." (Darth)
    4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando)
    3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)
    2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han)
    1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)

    Fiquei completamente de boca aberta![face_laugh]Se pensarem bem no sentido figurado de cada frase... enfim!:eek:
  2. Darth_En_Ghedi Jedi Padawan

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    É como aqueles fulanos que tentam ler nas entrelinhas... 'praquê?

    não havia necessidade...

    mas tá giro...
  3. anya Skywalker Jedi Master

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    Já tinha visto alguns tópicos, nos restantes foruns, sobre isto.. Mas.. É demais! [face_laugh] *rolls on the floor laughing out loud*


    E ainda n ouviram aquela do Wookie com os Ewoks... O:)
  4. Darth_En_Ghedi Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 6, 2005
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    Já agora, que dizer às gafes e efeitos pouco especiais do filme? Existe um site (que vou postar quando me lembrar qual é, ai a Força) que contém TODAS as gafes de diversos filmes e Star Wars Lidera.

    Sabiam que o Jedi InterCom que Qui-Gon e Kenobi usam no Episode I é uma... Gillete para mulher pintada de prateado? Ah pois é! Ou que um dos "switches" que o pequeno anakin mexe no seu pod-racer é nada mais, nada menos que um painel de um Fiat Uno? lol... Fiat Uno... com aquelas turbinas desintegrava-se!
  5. anya Skywalker Jedi Master

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    Jun 14, 2000
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    A da Gilete sabia.. Agora um painel de Fiat Uno?? :eek:

    Parece que a equipa de efeitos (não-muito) especiais teve alguns problemas com o orçamento... ;)
  6. Eru_Yoda Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 16, 2005
    Bem, eu diria que foram muito originais! De certeza que se ninguém avisasse, nunda desconfiaria destas coisas![face_laugh]
  7. Darth_En_Ghedi Jedi Padawan

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    Acreditem que eu tive um Uno e fartei-me de rir mais um amigo meu no meio do cinema quando estavam todos empolgados com a corrida. Houve até o comentário "PUXA O AR" como era costume no meu velhinho carro sem injecção directa...

    Quanto aos sites: "Movie Mistakes" e "Continuity Corner"
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