Title: Freaky Skywalkers Authors: Briannakin and Hazel Timeframe: 5 ABY (Meditations on Maturity AU) Characters: Luke Skywalker, Mara Kenobi Skywalker, Ben Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Skywalker Solo, Jaina Solo, Anakin Skywalker, PadmÃ© Amidala Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Shmi Skywalker II (OC), Aymee Skywalker (OC), Ayden Skywalker (OC), Artoo-Deetoo, and See-Threepio. Genre: Humor Notes: Written in Hazel?s and Briannakin?s AU Meditations on Maturity. Hopefully the summary will make in unnecessary to have read it to enjoy this fic. (Please note: for the sake of this fic, Briannakin?s challenge response in this AU "Skywalker Traditions" never happened). Disclaimer: We do not own Star Wars. We are also not responsible for any liquid spattered keyboards or urine soaked pants as a result of this fic. A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away? PEACE! For twenty-four years, the galaxy has known nothing except peace from the deep core to the outer-rim. Since the end of the Clone Wars, when Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker arrested the conductor of the Clone Wars, Darth Sidious, the Jedi Order has been reformed to allow Jedi to marry, have children and form attachments. These reforms under the leadership of now Jedi Grand Master Skywalker have made the New Jedi Order more successful than ever before. Peace was threatened four years after the end of the Clone Wars when Sidious escaped from prison and sought revenge on Skywalker through Skywalker?s family and friends. After an intense battle, Sidious was killed and his soul terminated. The only other fatality was SabÃ© Kenobi, Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi?s wife and mother to his daughter: Mara. Nineteen years after the start of the new reformed Jedi Order, Anakin Skywalker?s happy family of a wife and five children was thrown into chaos when Luke Skywalker impregnated an ill Mara Kenobi and when scoundrel Han Solo slept with Leia Skywalker and she became pregnant with his child. After a heroic quest that saved Mara?s life, both Luke and Mara, and Han and Leia were wed. Shortly afterwards Ben Skywalker and his cousin, Jaina Solo, were born. In the five years since those events, the lives of the Skywalkers have been rather quiet. Shmi Skywalker became a Jedi Knight and PadmÃ© Skywalker was elected Chief of State for a third term. Both Luke and Mara, and Han and Leia decided to wait a few more years before having more children. However, about eight months ago, Mara found out she was pregnant again and now the Skywallkers are eagerly waiting to welcome identical twin girls into the family. Things, however, are about to get interesting. Chapter One Jedi Academy on Caamas "Ayden," Aymee Skywalker growled at her twin sister. She was sitting cross-legged across from Ayden. It was passed midnight and the sisters were sitting on their dorm-room floor with an ancient Jedi manuscript between them. "Concentrate, please." "I?m trying," Ayden replied, letting out a deep breath. "But maybe this isn?t a good idea. Our time would be better spent actually studying." Aymee raised an eyebrow. "We can?t back down now. My alchemy test is in ten hours and your lightsaber exam is in eight. Eight, Ayden. If we are going to pass, you have to take my test and I most certainly have to take yours. Anyways, no one will notice." "They better not, and if they do, it was all your idea." Aymee rolled her eyes. "Fine, fine. Let?s just get this done. Focus now." Both girls closed their eyes and muttered the same words over and over. "Ivelay onglay andway osperpray. Ivelay onglay andway osperpray. Ivelay onglay andway osperpray." Thunder cracked in the distance and both girls felt like they were floating, only to be slammed down a split second later. When Ayden opened her eyes, she was staring at her own face, grinning. Aymee was in Ayden?s body and Ayden was in Aymee?s." Both girls started giggling madly. "Astral!"