JCC From now on New Zealand show be known as Middle Earth

And the thread What animals are in my yard today, will be officially known as. What ye creatures have invaded my lands on this day.
In this thread rename a New Zealand animal or something else in the style of Tolkien's The Hobbit and Lord Of the Rings Trilogy.

 

The extinct Beezel, a beastie of the surrounding lands that vanished due to extreme darwinism.

 

And this thread shall be known as the dumbest thread ever.

 

This doesn't make any goddamned sense. Structure your ****ing sentences better. It's like a lobotomized William Faulkner is posting in the JCC.

 

Nah, I doubt beez has the ability to make two sentences span 89 pages, would be interesting to see him try.

 

Only if Tunisia is officially declared Tatooine....

 

"What the creatures have invaded my lands in this day" sounds like you're swearing.

Or there's "What you creatures".

 

beezel did you start smoking meth before, or as a result of, Breaking Bad?

 

What channel is this New Zealand show on?

 

HBO.

 

I prefer the Old Zealand animals personally.

 

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Someone like this post.

 

You like it.

 

Guys, show some respect. This thread is more than three years in the making.

Amazing.

 

Someone being YOU.

 

Wocky if you like my post, I'll watch Bad Boys II 134 more times.

 

wtfits?

 

This needs to be the name of a Fiona Apple album.

 

Someone forgot to take his meds...or took one too many?

That's not how it works. And since you don't give likes, why should we give one to you?

 

Double post.

 

You fool I, I meant I Are's post, because he still believes in that foolishness. Of course I don't want one, least of all for an insubstantial post like that.

 

impressive work

 

this is so embarrassing i can't take it

 

Wocky doesn't give likes? How have I missed this particular bit of Wocky-lore to this point?

Sir, that's idiotic. I would love to hear your long-winded, overly-thought-out, logically convoluted reason for this.

 

Clarity is important, Wock. If that's what you meant, you should've stated "someone give a like to that (I Are's) post". When you say "someone like this post", it very much sounds like you want someone to give a like to YOUR post, regardless of whether you're quoting I Are's or not.