Before Fun-Sized! - Humour, one-post. Yoda, Qui-Gon, Mace, Yaddle. **Author Replies 27/10**

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  1. Lolly_Tolly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 12, 2008
    star 4
    Title: Fun-Sized
    Author: Lolly_Tolly
    Timeframe: Pre-TPM
    Characters: Mace, Yoda, Qui-Gon, Yaddle
    Genre: Humour, one-post
    Keywords: Humour, short
    Summary: Yoda's reaction to being called short.
    Notes: Constructive critism is always welcome! Many thanks to ZaraValinor for betaing! I don't own Star Wars. And please enjoy!


    Mace took another step back as he observed the scene in front of him. Qui-Gon Jinn was currently risking his life. After being refused his latest request, by none other than Yoda himself, he had proceeded to state, that for all Yoda thought he could order people around, he was smaller than everyone else in the room, with the exception of Master Yaddle.

    Mace, glancing around, noticed that apart from himself and the two arguing Masters, only Yaddle remained. The others having slipped out in the time that the four of them were distracted.

    Yoda?s voice had risen to an incredible degree. ?Not short, am I! Perfectly normal my height is, among my species!? Qui-Gon opened his mouth to make a retort, but was cut off by the small Master. ?Know, you do, of dynamite. Small sticks, it comes in, but huge explosion, it creates! Like the dynamite, small people are!?

    Qui-Gon, seemingly intent on death, replied, ?You lose control of all your emotions when the right buttons are pressed??

    With a small growl of frustration, Yoda retorted, ?Not important, it is, that come to your knees I do. How hard and how often, the important thing is!? With that, he proceeded to strike Qui-Gon repeatedly, across the knees.

    Eventually, Yaddle seemed to decide that Qui-Gon had had enough. Stepping in, she said, much to Mace?s horror, ?Wrong both of you are! Fun sized he is!?

    Qui-Gon and Mace exchanged a glance, deciding, in that moment, that they didn?t want to know what she meant.

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  2. JediKaren Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 26, 2007
    star 3
    if I may be so bold to say: lol
  3. earlybird-obi-wan Force Ghost

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    Aug 21, 2006
    star 6
    Loved it. Two long and two short masters. [face_laugh]
  4. hitokiri-black Force Ghost

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    Aug 8, 2005
    star 1
    Great Job! Being short myself (but not quite as short as Yoda) I think I can appreciate his dilemma a little more. :p
  5. ClaudiaR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 8, 2007
    star 1
    Funny enough... I concur with Mace and Qui-gon... I do not
    want to know what she meant...

    though Obi-wan could be referee to this fight as he is between those two extreme sizes
  6. Gkilkenny Force Ghost

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    Mar 27, 2004
    star 4
  7. Lolly_Tolly Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 12, 2008
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    JediKaren: Of course you may be so bold. :p

    earlybird-obi-wan: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

    hitokiri-black: I have a few friends who are short and I'm pretty short, too! :p

    ClaudiaR: Yes, Obi-Wan could have been a referee... Too late now... :p

    Gkilkenny: Thanks, I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

    Thanks to all who commented!
  8. Valairy Scot Force Ghost

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    Sep 16, 2005
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    Eventually, Yaddle seemed to decide that Qui-Gon had had enough. Stepping in, she said, much to Mace?s horror, ?Wrong both of you are! Fun sized he is!?

    Qui-Gon and Mace exchanged a glance, deciding, in that moment, that they didn?t want to know what she meant.


    [face_laugh]

    Qui knows how to live dangerously, doesn't he?

    I'm taller than Yoda, but still only 5'2" - can I call myself "fun-sized" too?
  9. KELIA Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2005
    star 6
    deciding, in that moment, that they didn?t want to know what she meant.

    Yeah, some things are better left unknown :p

    Loved Yoda's response to Qui's little temper tantrum

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Great job on this

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
  10. Lolly_Tolly Force Ghost

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    Apr 12, 2008
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    Valairy_Scot: Lol. Yeah, I'd say that's fun-sized. :)

    Kelia: I'm not quite sure who was actually having the temper tantrum by the end... :p
  11. SJ_More Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 2009
    star 1
    Great Story! I suppose I'm the only one that wants to know what Yaddle meant when she said 'fun-sized he is'. ;) [face_mischief] :cool:
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