FF:WA <<< Fun things to do at work >>>

Whilst working away here tonight I ran out of things to download from the net so I began to look for other ways to amuse myself. This is what I came up with, by all means add your own.

1) Paper Shredding: There is alot of important document to shred right, well at this place there is. We have a huge shredder here also, so I found the easiest way is to load the paper (this is uncut paper) on a box, position one end into the shredder and push the green button. YOU SHOULD SEE IT GO, OVER 500 SHEETS OF PAPER GETTING SUCKED INTO THE SHREDED. IT BRIGHTEN MY NIGHT UP!!

Thats all I had time for tonight... surprisingly.

 

I wish I had a paper shredder

 

yes I do ACTUALLY WORK!

Uhuh.. sure u do..

 

Next thing you know, he'll be doing the ole Calvin and Hobbes trick of sticking one end of the toilet paper roll in the loo and flushing it to see how much gets wound off the roll in 1 hit...

 

*Runs off to try Grizzly's idea*

 

Um... I dont know that I would go that far.

 

I would!
Cept we throw pickles at each other usually or do the flicky thing with tea towels

 

I am the master of the flicky thing with a chamois.

Chamuri Master !

 

Chamios?

 

its like a super chux, super absorbant, takes up about ten times its weight in water so really stings when you slap someone with it.

 

Ask Ummyep, he is my Chamuri apprentice

 

oh those things! I remember those I've got one somewhere i think...
remind me to test that on my step brother

 

Drying dishes at a family gathering always used to be a mistake. I had a couple of cousins who were experts at doing the old roo-tail with their tea towels.