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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by MsWinter, Mar 21, 2005.

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  1. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2005
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    just thought I might start a thread where we can send funny or amusing stuff that we get in everyday life.....I'll start...

    funny definitions


    Beauty Parlor:
    A place where women curl up and dye

    Cannibal:
    Someone who is fed up with people

    Dust:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out

    Egotist:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation


    Gossip:
    A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage


    Handkerchief:
    Cold storage


    Inflation:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper


    Raisin:
    Grape with a sunburn


    Tomorrow:
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today


    Mosquito:
    An insect that takes you like flies better

    Yawn:
    An honest opinion openly expressed


    Secret:
    Something you tell to one person at a time
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