FF:SA funnies

just thought I might start a thread where we can send funny or amusing stuff that we get in everyday life.....I'll start...

funny definitions


Beauty Parlor:
A place where women curl up and dye

Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people

Dust:
Mud with the juice squeezed out

Egotist:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation


Gossip:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage


Handkerchief:
Cold storage


Inflation:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper


Raisin:
Grape with a sunburn


Tomorrow:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today


Mosquito:
An insect that takes you like flies better

Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed


Secret:
Something you tell to one person at a time