Discussion Funniest Misspelled Words-- Whn teh kish runs awry withtt he fpoon.

I misspelled 'Luke' as Kyjw' once. I hit all the keys next to the right ones!

 

I've seen Luke written as Like so many times.

 

The one that gets me all the time is rather disturbing.

When IMing, and attempting to type "just a sec," I often hit the 'x' instead of the 'c', which makes for a very interesting request. In pretty much all circumstances. It's particularly funny when I don't notice that I've done it, and the other person is like "uh, Myra, I don't think you mean that ..."

 

Mara: Like, I really want to go shopping today. Like, are you listening to me? Like, you have a terrible attention span.

LOL.

 

Darth Sisious

Sounds awfully close to Darth Sissy if you ask me. I smell a plot bunny near by. Darth Sissy, Dark Lord of the Wimps. [/quote]

Who's grabbing that plot bunny?!?!?

 

There are so many mispellings of Alderaan and Coruscant... in fact, I was guilty of many of them when I first started writing.

I've seen Yuuzhan Vong formally shortened to Vong (WRONG!) or spelled things like Yuzhang, Yuuzhang, Yuzhan, Yhuuzan, etc. People find it so hard to spell!

 

In an early, DELETED fic, I spelled Alderaan as Olderon. I didn't have the movies, I heard it while I was dropping eaves.
Here's an excerpt from it:

"And Laya screamed "No!", but Vater ordered the gun officers to blow up Olderon. "No... no!" Laya sobbed, then fell to her knees. She looked out the viewport window. All she saw was white... white, red, and orange. "No..." Laya sobbed, then stood up, still sobbing, and kicked Vater in the leg."

Yeah, Laya kicked Vater. Totally. And Olderon blew to bits.

So, Leia didn't really kick Vader. It was an AU fic.

 

I keep typing Shittle rather than Shuttle. Makes you wonder what they are flying and how poor the performance of the ship is to get such an unfortunate nickname.

 

So, I was reading a Han/Leia fic today and came across Luke's very strange benediction:

?May the force be with you and your further plains together.?

 

He's simply blessing their grassy flatlands.

 

Well, yes, I suppose so. Some married couples do need help with their arable soil.

 

I was laughing so hard that started to drool.

 

My biggest typo was when I wrote bee instead of be (what? I'm not English native), my fics must have buzzed a lot . And the weirdest part was that it took over two month before someone told me, and then there was two in one day.

 

I am guilty in PMs and otherwise of typing Luke instead of "Look!"

Luke over there!"

 

I once wrote mussel instead of muscles in a fanfic.

One of my readers pm?d me, and asked why I was relaxing seafood in the shower.

 

LOL, indeed, though crustaceans have feelings, too!

 

In one of my fics, I let Padme toy with a janitor snippet. Also, I had Leia wear her hair in two bums...

 

Coruscant is always hard to spel.
SpellCheck on microsoft Word is going crazy due to all of the new words I've put in.
Daala often ends up as Dala or Dalla.
I will never learn to spel definitely, definetly, definitely, or whatever that word is.
Leia often turns out as Liea or Leila.
htat, hwat, hwich, and other words like that are easy to mistype.

 

Don't lose hope, though -- you got it right twice!

 

Just remember that 1. There is the word "finite" in the middle, and 2. It never has an "a." Otherwise your spell check will replace your word with "defiantly."

As in "Luke defiantly became a Jedi." Who ever told him he couldn't?

 

Yoda did before Ben begged him to take the lad on despite his advanced age and general whininess.

"Oh, come on, Master Yoda. If you train him, I'll be your friend."

And Vader was trying to talk him out of it, offering him that sidekick gig.

"Join me on the Dark Side, and we shall rule the universe as father and son! Imagine it. Are you imagining what I'm imagining?"

"I think so, Dad, but why is Walter Cronkite wearing a tutu?"

Also, there was Han's regular belittling.

"A couple months and suddenly you're some all-powerful Jedi? What'd you do, take the accelerated at-home course?"

 

Okay, I don't know if this is the place for this but people, I see it here all the time. You lose something. You do not loose something. When something is tight you can make it loose.

 

I cringe to think how many **** Lords must be running around the Galaxy.

 

Took me a few minutes to figure it out but now

 

Yes, my joke was rendered a bit more subtle by the filters.

Another one I like: The first suggestion for 'Jacen' that my spellcheck offers is 'Jacana'.

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Looks more like Vergere if you ask me, but Jacen is little more than an extension of her so what the hell.